Gov. Mike P. Arson

Parody account tracking the thrills and agonies of Governor Parson, as well as other things. I say Missour-ee, not Missour-uh.

[Gov. Mike P. Arson @ParsonsGov23]

I'd like to thank my fellow gun enthusiasts for coming out and supporting me today!
#Missouri

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@DougWahl1 Trump has appeared as himself many times on Weekend Update. He provides them endless material.

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@elonmusk A puppet for the party wanting to ban books, put women in their place, and tax the shit out of us to protect corporations and billionaires lying worse than Pinnochio.

[Gov. Mike P. Arson @ParsonsGov23]

@elonmusk It's against the law to keep a squirrel as a pet in NY and many states. You all love picking and choosing which laws people should obey.

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@TeamTrump This looks like a billboard ad for a shitty sitcom.

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@blairewhite Oh-kay.
A few yahoo cultists watching their Orange God on repeat vs. rational people who get what they need in one sitting.

[Gov. Mike P. Arson @ParsonsGov23]

@elonmusk You've committed crimes. Time to be held accountable.

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@therealroseanne Bahaha!
Desperation Nation trying to rally friends and family who stopped talking to them eight years ago.

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@UltraDane Oh we going to Medieval Times to get crunked then to Waffle House to start some shit.

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@NRA The NRA is a clown organization.

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@grahamallen Sunglasses indoors at night tend to obscure one's vision.

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@elonmusk This is the lie they tell to inspire others to commit treason.

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@TimRunsHisMouth On today's episode of Things That Didn't Happen...

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@guelphgirlchris What Jeff Dunham sees when he opens his trunk.

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@NRA The NRA is a bunch of clowns.

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@mjfree A photo of Kid Rock getting a photo with Kid Schlock with an ad for Republican Chicken in the background.

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@badhombre Here's how it looks every time JD Vance talks. Walz will be fine.

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@TimRunsHisMouth Replace "America" with "Trump" and it's a fact. Anything else is just bullshit.

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@BehizyTweets Make California Wet Again!!!!

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@libsoftiktok MAGA's a bunch of pussies. Gotcha.

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@AndySlater PSA: Don't drive 133 mph. Don't ignore cops' basic directions. Don't be an entitled dipshit. And most of all, DON'T DRIVE 133 MPH.