PartyBitchKayla

Jesus, nails, and entreperneurship

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

this @1Omarion vid is making me hotter than the car i left my kids in last week @notsafeshow @nikkiglaser @unicef - https://t.co/XMMlDxDzB8

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

I’m Kayla’s tattoo artist. Kayla has been in a coma since a splenectomy tiktok video gone wrong. She heard spleens weren’t necessary and thought that was “lmfao city”. Thoughts and prayers 🙏

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

@conroy_john

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

@NikkiGlaser @Variety i lived on rice & dry chickens for 8 mos when i was in that guys basement & my shit was SOLID also SRY BOUT UR SHOW!

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

WAIT THE GUY ON MY DIPLOMA IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT NOW/??? WTF???

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

Just got back from a vision quest/Qdoba training retreat- what the fuq did I mis??

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

Who put snake food in my gas tank again?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Ugh I’m gonna be late to Curves!!!!

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

took roids this weekend, not to be strong just sing along with P!nk. #dontletmegetme #justapill

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

I did the ice bucket challenge & there was NO VODKA IN IT #FML #ALS #WTF

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

HIV is a myth made up by my dad 2 keep me from gettin laid!!!!

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

wearin a burka in a uber pool so these losers wont talk to me its workin but makes me look fat

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

on #notsafeshow again tn. watching from curves unless that bitch kars4kids returns my dodge caravan. https://t.co/V0Lq6lEKiC

[Not Safe w/ Nikki @notsafeshow]

TONIGHT on #notsafeshow, @bridgeteverett & @JimNorton talk strip clubs. PLUS, the return of @PartyBitchKayla.

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

fave if your vadge is a museum of broken monestats

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

Do vaccines make u jewish ???? tryin to be healthy not a draidel

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

i got laid in a hospital one time it was with a make-a-wish kid. wish i coulda filmed it.

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

I did a porn once too but no1 paid me or filmed it. Got a free jolly rancher tho blue kind #sick

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

don't knock it til u try it. the rush is real. #cuminthenose #nosecandy https://t.co/O063myT2CU

[S8 @S8737626]

@PartyBitchKayla The eye is no biggie but when you asked me to finish in your nose, thought that was a little weird #NoseBlow

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

h8 hospitals. glove smell reminds me of the ass dr i blew 4 a pack of Seasonale in 06’

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

FYI, semen in your eye = no big deal. Only burns the first 175 times. #LegallyBlind

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

THE HOLOCAUST REVERSER #NAMEABONERPILL

[PartyBitchKayla @PartyBitchKayla]

i named my 2nd kid after a boner pill. R.I.P White Rhino. #NameABonerPill
#notsafeshow