Henlo $Apu frens! Long time no see!
I opened my mailbox this afternoon and was surprised to see a thin rectangle package from none other than Teek.
Me- “No wayyyyy. No he didn’t!” (5x)
Major shoutout to @ApteekkiApu for this amazing gift 💚💚 you’re an extremely real one fren
claude, place my regular wingstop order. ensure that the doordash driver is an illegal on a moped. turn on the cloud seeding. torrential downpour. yes no tip as usual. immediately call ICE as soon as they walk away from my door. make no mistakes
🇲🇦 Morocco’s 22-year-old Crown Prince Moulay Ali Hassan skips hand kissing and instead stops to talk at length with people who simply shake his hand, a quiet but powerful signal of modern leadership.
@ChiefTrumpster Hahaha I remember thinking, this feels exactly like when your buddy’s dad walks in and you wait till he stops yapping about some dumb shit
🚨BREAKING: Across Britain, people are rising up, voicing their concerns, and fighting for their children's future.
A relentless storm is sweeping across Britain at unprecedented levels.
The fightback has begun.