Chike

[maria @mariamagariz]

no tengo miedo de peinar a cinco niños rubios mientras se lavan los dientes pero necesito el total colapso del mercado inmobiliario, Santo Padre

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Fun fact : Ce défi a permis de collecter plus de 100 millions de dollars en 30 jours et financé la découverte de deux gènes liés à la SLA. Parfois internet fait vraiment bien les choses.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[xdike @xdike_]

so if my babe dey check my phone na transparency, but if I check her own na insecurity?

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“The UCL final loss won’t hurt because we won the league”

You never even fully understand seh, wait like 3 years way una still never win the UCL. You go fully understand wetin sup for Budapest.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The SGA of kangaroos

[yang goi @GongR1ght]

Qatar even allowed Israeli journalists to cover FIFA World Cup 2022 despite not even recognizing Israel as a country whereas the USA is not even giving visas to British fans for World Cup let alone people from countries like Iraq, Iran, DR Congo etc.

Guess which WC host got negative press from the western media?

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

She’s so smooth. That’s not even a compliment like he thinks. But she’ll never directly curve him lol. She’s slick.

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

What happens if Iran just refuses to play in the US, or in this world cup altogether due to all the blatant discriminations? Iran would have every right at this point to just sit down and refuse to play- on the field.

It would be a far bigger problem for the US and FIFA.

[Vévo @vevosuave]

The guy that said Wemby gets slandered for not playing like Giannis while Giannis gets slandered for not playing like Wemby?

Might’ve had the tweet of the summer.

[Chike @Paschal__]

😭😭😭😭😭
Sirens I’m dyingggg

[trizone @trizonefax]

@gleesh young hoes talk to you like dmx and these seasoned hoes talk to you like the sirens of the odyssey

[Bigg Gleectchie @gleesh]

This what these young hoes be failing at she actually know how to trick a nigga out his money and make you feel like she like you the art of seduction

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

Women really love the idea of compromise, they just hate to be the one doing it.

Dem like one sided mumu pass anything 😂😭

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

They destroy this country for our eyes, he dy unfair man.

[Amr 🇪🇬 @amrsxn]

7 AFCONs, every single one on the pitch not in court.

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

THATS STRICT ASIAN OBAMA???

[Phella @iamphella]

Daphne Joy told Akademiks that the thing she's most attracted to about him is how attracted he is to her 😂😂

and he melted like ice cream in July

[ajay @1meajay]

you keh? talking about consideration and shame in regard to collecting money from men keh?