Sara Pashai

Actress &Mom. Producing, directing, and starring, in a production called being a stay at home mom. So far getting rave reviews from the 'critics'

[Sara Pashai @PashSara]

5: Mommy, we can eat something if we not allergic?
Me: yep
5:right now?
Me:sure
5:BROTHER! Mom said we can have ice cream!
Me: sonofa...

[Sara Pashai @PashSara]

The new @joerogan Netflix special did not disappoint. It’s 925 am, I’m sick in bed and I’m legit LOLing.

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Honestly, if you're triggered by words I feel for you. Stay home. In the dark. Don't get online and don't look outside. It's better that way.

[Sara Pashai @PashSara]

@JulianThomas99 @DobrovicMassimo @MatthewJLopez_ @maroosworld @NickolasOgle @Junicue @TheDunesMovie @InhumaneFilm @CroweMatic @joshfadem Thanks, Jules. I’ve been neglecting my Twitter lately 😬

[Julian Thomas @JulianThomas99]

Just a little pick-me up for the day @DobrovicMassimo @PashSara @MatthewJLopez_ @maroosworld @NickolasOgle @junicue @TheDunesMovie @InhumaneFilm @CroweMatic @joshfadem #actorlife

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Guys all this incivility towards Scott Pruitt, Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Alan Dershowitz is making it harder for me to enjoy rising gas prices, rising health care premiums, children stolen from their moms and the "For Sale" sign on the White House lawn.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell says that there isn't much that the Federal Government can to to help reduce School Shootings.

Here's a list:
- Strict background checks
- Ban Bump Stocks and assault-style rifles
- Increase age limit to purchase all guns/ammo
- VOTE OUT McConnell!

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Trump just said that he wrote many books.

It’s not called “writing” when someone else writes it for you @realDonaldTrump.

You know, like how it’s not called “winning an election” when another country wins it for you!

[White Castle @WhiteCastle]

@fredmeminger I think we dug ourselves into a hole here...

[David McCracken @demccracken]

For every retweet of this tweet, @mrpicturesfilm will donate 5¢ to @StJude for childhood cancer research. #GiveBack #SocialGood

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The number of Republicans in Congress quitting this year is at a 44 year high.

Thank you Trump, you may actually be MAGA!!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Our President has been accused of:
- Raping his Wife
- Walking in on Naked Teens at Miss Univ. Dressing room
- Admitting to grabbing women by the Pussy
- Raping a 12-year-old child
- Raping, groping or sexually assaulting 17 other women
Yet no one cares...

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I admire Susan Collins (@SenatorCollins) in certain respects, but her upcoming vote for the #GOPTaxScam should end her political career.

And yes, I'm serious. The #GOPTaxScam bill is that reckless, dangerous, and destabilizing. A vote for it cannot be justified on *any* grounds.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

The power went out at ATL for hours, affecting tens of thousands of people, leaving them stranded in the dark.

The power has been out in Puerto Rico for months, affecting millions of people, leaving them stranded in the dark. Many still have no lights. Reflect on that.🇵🇷

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Watching @realDonaldTrump speak is like watching a remedial penguin try to make a speech. You are so unfit and Ill-informed about the military, about “criminals,” and about law enforcement. I can’t wait for your friends in law enforcement to drag you out of the WH in handcuffs.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Fuck you. https://t.co/G1ewGtXjBo

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

JUST IN: Senator Chuck Schumer says there will be a Senate Vote to overturn the FCC's ruling on #NetNeutrality -- Only a simple majority will be required to overturn the ruling.

[Tim Kaine @timkaine]

Thanks to

this vote

one day

it may

take

this long

for this

content

to

load

or you

may

never

get to

see it

at all.

Horrible step backwards for a free and open internet. https://t.co/qyzmLh9Ph3

[Sara Pashai @PashSara]

@Majorboobage I used to do something similar when I don’t recognize the number. Until one day it was my grandma calling me internationally. 😳

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

NEW MONMOUTH POLL: 47% of Americans disapprove of the Republican tax plan. 26% approve. WHAT REPUBLICANS SAY: If people feel like they have more cash, they'll be happy. Speak up, guys. We have to speak up.