Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man

Maybe sing songs that remind me of the good times? Leave that tub un-thumped! You’ll get one bourbon, one scotch, one beer, and Hell still ain't half full!

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

*taps the sign*

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@KarnesMellagio, @MayoMainz in every universe, in every timeline, he always finds Melvar.

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

My name is Warlord Zsinj. My bridge took a torpedo, and I woke up in 3,643 BBY. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@53gaDr3amca5t Bearskin fur cap or GTFO. And quinine? That's for QUITTERS.

[Dr Anton Howes @antonhowes]

We lost so much with the Great Fire of 1666:

Every marine insurance policy registered in London at the Royal Exchange since 1574 was destroyed.

Can you imagine the data!

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

Wonder if George Lucas saw this when designing General Grievous.

[Propagandopolis @propagandopolis]

'The Duce in the World' — Italian painting by Fortunato Depero, 1934.

[Elena @VirtualElena]

my president quaker
my national security advisor jewish
my cabinet strive
my nixon five

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@poppy_haze >literally any WWII Asia-Pacific topic
>look inside
>"the Army and Navy refused to cooperate"
>every single time

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@MattiasInk This quadrant ain't big enough for the four of us, mammal.

[Dr. Jeffrey Lewis @ArmsControlWonk]

Trump chickens out often enough that his threats aren't credible, but does just enough ultimately purposeless military strikes to also make his promises to stop not credible either. The Iranians are damned if they do, damned if they don't, and also not damned enough to care one way or the other.

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

sounds about right, maybe
https://t.co/t6vUUYPz3n

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the most sophisticated election fraud operation in American history was carried about by Donald Trump in 2020 when he coordinated across multiple states to submit fraudulent Electoral College votes to Congress in an attempt to overturn or stall the certification of results

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

‘smokey the fire is spreading'
< 🚬 >
‘nah wait you look tuff i’m taking a photo’

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By Cipherus Lee

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@peterawolf that Sluggo is alright.

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 9,1949

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@53gaDr3amca5t It feels inevitable that they're going to start claiming it doesn't actually do the one thing it was manufactured to do.

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@53gaDr3amca5t Someone needs to trace this over the Viltrumite ensemble meme.

[constans @constans]

I think this argument ignores conservative/republican epistemology. The truth or factual nature of a claim is unimportant. arguing whether it’s real is counterproductive— rather, you build social ties and create a common purpose by adhering to specific shibboleths & shared myths

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

@Gaismair racist babies need the most attention

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

I demand @TheAncientWorld address this discovery.

[gyatterdämmerung ㍿❦𑪞🜭✵ @vapor_waif]

@uncle_deluge I believe this particular fortification was built during the reign of the Yingling Emperor when Pennsylvania's power reached to its farthest extent.

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

I'm sure through the various Sith holocrons he acquired over the years, Sidious was fully aware of HK-47's "how to kill Jedi" lecture and since the Seps were always controlled opposition, then made sure Trade Fed security and Wat Tambor's boys never got anywhere near those ideas. https://t.co/jxXqaq6gGE

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

however, history is written by the house of mouse, and not the sad ramblings of a disgraced alcoholic

[Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @Pasha_Spider]

james jesus angleton never believed goofy's innocence was proven and the venona declassification ultimately vindicated his skepticism

[Movie Heds @movieheds]

GOOFY CLEARED OF SPY CHARGES (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988) #FakeNews #RogerRabbit