We caught one of the office monkeys playing with a calculator. Apparently we are 16 followers away from 250. Who would have thought office monkeys were useful for other things than monkeying around?
Help us reach 250 followers today and we may just give the monkeys more bananas.
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere isn’t it? Or close to 5 at least... eh, oh well.”
She cracked open a bottle of vodka, not bothering to grab a glass as she took a large gulp.
“It’s Friday you sons of bitches!”