Lauren Pfieffer

The sad shit I don’t post on Instagram.

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i save for retirement when i can buy knickknacks

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

My toxic trait is I always need an enemy to keep me mentally motivated in the gym lol

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

Hillhouse is so ugly to me? Like the most basic stuff for $$$.

Idk maybe I just don’t get the hype.

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

Every time a new man follows me on IG I block him lol

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

This dude on the train stuck batteries in his ears like AirPods lol. Haven’t seen that one before.

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

The feminine urge to passive aggressively share a hyper specific song you want only *one* person on your Story to see but in order for them to see, it a few thousand people have to see, and everyone is left guessing “who the fuck is this about”

But the one person…knows. 👀

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

Taking an external meeting at work feels a lot like your mom making you call the doctor when ur a little kid

[nina @ninagrewrites]

never regret the love you have shown people. if you showed up in someone’s life with nothing but gentleness, kindness and compassion - it’s not on you if they couldnt return it. the fact you’re abundant enough to express love loudly and unapologetically is beautiful. don’t change

[Ashley DiBiase @ashdibiase]

A 👏 social 👏 media 👏 manager 👏 is 👏 not 👏 responsible 👏 for 👏 bringing 👏 you 👏 sales 👏

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

I love gossiping about celebrities with my bf lol

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

I’ve made it. Someone commented “first” on one of my TikToks.

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

UGC is the MLM of social media marketing

[Sok-It @javasok]

Signing off all my emails “please be nice to me I’m doing my best”

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

When you see someone you admire on the train that you’ve followed for YEARS …and you’re wearing ratty gym clothes.

Makes me wanna yell “NO PLEASE IM A STARRR I’M A STARRRR”

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

It would be so fun to do a photo series showing what you find in pockets of thrifted items.

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

@fashionpolisa 🥹🙏

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

Am I the only one that doesn’t get the hype about Hailey Bieber

[Lauren Pfieffer @PassingWhimsies]

How have I never explored Semi Sonic beyond Closing Time. Holy shit.