Passive Janitor

I am a young janitor at a college and these are the thoughts I wish I could tell the students and faculty here. I also have a vlog, and I follow other janitors.

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I am a connoisseur of only the finest potty humor.

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/9iyBnvB8ia Clively Buys Ice Cream

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If a custodian cleans a bathroom without a supervisor monitoring, did the bathroom really get clean?
#bosslogic

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This is my first winter in the north and I haven't seen snow yet.
Seems like you guys threw enough salt to melt it.

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@clarque_ who are you and when did I start following you?
Are you a janitor?

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Are we going to pretend it is perfectly normal to decorate our offices with Spider webs, blood, and dismembered people?
#halloween

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@chainsmayo What about a closet?

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#spookyjokes

Q: why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A. He was a janitor and had to work that night.

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You'll never BELIEVE the spooky night I had at work last night! #BathroomBash #Halloween #Hallowclean http://t.co/PhFQZ1WavS

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Spooky decor ideas:
Layers of dust.
Cobwebs in the corners.
Dirty windows.
Just tell your janitor to stop working for all of October!

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New #Halloween video tonight at 6:00pm EST!
(Warning: you will cringe about 666 times)

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@BloodyAdored Aww, shucks! Sadly I don't tweet much anymore. :-(

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@PassiveJanitor your tweets bring me immense joy.

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In less than 24 hours I will be releasing another halloween video!
#Hallowclean #JanitorsAssemble

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I'm thinking about uploading a terrible Halloween music video I recorded two years ago.
#Hallowclean #BathroomBash

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@wobbie009 @cyniccustodian Nah brah. You got mad lulz.

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@wobbie009 First?
Well I can't argue against that.
We all just a buncha kids tryna make some dough.

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What did you do for your #ThoroughThursday?

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I feel like the Cynical Custodian is copying my swagger.
Eh. Can't complain about more help in an understaffed industry.

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#AnimalCrossing released 13 years ago today in North America. I hope you guys have been squishing those roaches under the couch!

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Custodius
May hallways be leafless and ever so shiny.
May carpets repel the arborous invasion.
May students hibernateth.
#Autumn #Fall