Alek

I'm a boring dad with an awesome family. My opinions are my own or whatever.

Authentic. Aquarius. Actor. Analyst. Ailurophile. He/him.

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[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

@TSM That video of you belittling Wildturttle was the final straw for me. I threw out all my TSM merch. Can't believe you have such little shame that you'd be willing to show your face again.

Go get stomped into obscurity by another country, just like you did here. Good riddance.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

Ah yes, the swealtering, hot time of year. The only time Washingtonians actually bust out umbrellas. To cover us from the sun. As umbrellas are meant to be used.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

@Hasbro asking why we're "scared" of their D&D OGL "draft" is proof they're just destroying their fans, hoping for more money.

Not scared. Frustrated I'm going to have to learn a new system. Kids on Brooms looks sick.

Bye 5E. You were always just a boring version of 3.5 anyway.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

This platform has always been made of garbage and bots, but I don't want to tempt fate by pondering on how @elonmusk could make it worse...

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

The increase in targeted advertisement I've been getting about hair loss really got me stressing... Which I think causes MORE hair loss.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

I can't not dance to this song. I have to physically move my body whenever I hear it. Gosh I miss Daft Punk.

https://t.co/knYPouNRZZ

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

@remy4real23 For sure this looks dirty and a little dangerous. But have you ever worked customer service over the phone for 8 hours? You ever worked an iPhone launch where there absolutely was not enough supply to meet demand? God forbid any technical issues occur. Stuff of nightmares.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

Thanks @Stranger_Things, I think we all needed a post-pandemic Metallica phase.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

From 2011 on why women are actually better investors than men.

While we're out here determining rights based on gender, lets considering removing men's access to their wallets. Testosterone is the most notorious of "hormones" and there's a reason...

https://t.co/zXvGXuVAnW

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

In 6th grade we had to write jokes with two word rhyming punchlines and the teacher would read them out loud. I wrote "What are athletic games that only involve your nose? Snort Sports"
The teacher snort-laughed and the whole classroom laughed.

Been riding that high for years.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

@DrewPetriello Cats
Potential injury
Perfectly cut ending
A beat drop

So many of the internet's strongest powers combined.

https://t.co/CgDl5lnPoF

[Parth N @parthenaan]

Day 7: This is the first split since the start of LCS that @WildTurtle isn't starting. He is one of the most underrated players in LCS history --

4x LCS Champion
10x LCS Finals Appearances (on 3 different teams)
5x Worlds Representative

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

Today my first born graduated from kindergarten. When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up" we got "Clockmaker."
That got announced to the whole audience.
Soooo - feeling like a pretty rad parent right now.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

@BoredPcGuy Danggit! Sad I missed it!

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

Turning 30 is realizing how excited you are to try a new hand-soap scent.

[Alek @Passive_Mockery]

Friendly annual reminder:
75% of what you see online is made to draw and retain your attention with misleading or exaggerated information. News sites are especially part of this and if you're thinking "Oh well not my news source," then that number is closer to 90%.