Drew Petriello

Absurdist theatremaker and writer. Not a fan of this fascism thing. he/him

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

I'm doing a solo show at @hollywoodfringe this year and am totally not freaking out about it.

[Escaped Recluse @EscapedRecluse]

Tickets on sale now! Link in bio!
#lathtr #hff23

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

@robodessert how’d u gain access 2 my inner monologue?!?!?!!???

[Escaped Recluse @EscapedRecluse]

My Top 10 Albums of the Year
https://t.co/MkkdZ19REm

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

I hate how this goes so fucking hard

[cheese (comms open) @sonic1nstinct]

three way domain expansion (god card summoning)
#YuGiOhMasterDuel

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

This has got to be Clickhole, right? …right?

oh… oh no…

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Leave it to capitalism to try and get people to work for the last 6-8 hours they truly have to themselves.

I'm all for lucid dreaming, but this sounds like some kind of fresh hell.

[Escaped Recluse @EscapedRecluse]

Finding some peace in chaos
https://t.co/1rTDfAMuNd

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

@robinsonishyde WE ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT YOU AND I

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

@IwriteOK folding ideas/btb crossover when

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

Okay but actually whenever I hear All Time Low I can feel the goodness in me wither and die like an Oklahoma ranch in the dust bowl and listening to Cattle Decapitation would rejuvenate me like nothing else

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

me when the most abrasive harsh noise imaginable is on

vs.

me when pop-punk band featuring a guy singing whose voice could be described as “snotty” is on

[Fr. David Paternostro, SJ @DavidPaternostr]

Everyone is always so quick to say that studying the Middle Ages isn’t relevant until the Lord Mayor of Pittsburg needs to raise archers to manage the Crown Stags

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

@phallixander Doing a gith play through is fun because everyone is like “goddammit this dude is gonna be a pain in the ass” and then I proceed to prove them 100% correct

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

The Fellowship of the Ring BTS features these two dudes who made chain mail for almost 2 years straight, and who have clearly lost their minds. NOTHING can prepare you for their “hostage.”

[Escaped Recluse @EscapedRecluse]

Reflecting on a very busy June.
https://t.co/bboEOG9jN5

[Escaped Recluse @EscapedRecluse]

Did I mention I'm performing a solo show at the Hollywood Fringe Festival? Well, I haven't gotten a whole lot else done and I'm trying not to feel bad about that.
https://t.co/2NRjvUg8t7

[Drew Petriello @DrewPetriello]

Cornel West running for president: 😃

…with the People’s Party: 🫥

[anna ??? :00 🇵🇸✨🌸✨🇵🇸 @frogsforgirls]

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan

don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

[Robert Oppenheimer, hands clasped behind back, standing in front of the newly completed atomic bomb] Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds...

[another scientist who worked on the project] me too