exhausted Padres lad

terminally sincere

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

@GodDontLikeMe @Ace_QK @TheOfficialFNG Anything: (happens)

The French: fetchez la guillotine

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

@Br0cK689 @nocontextmemes Stuart Chatwood absolutely popped off with the soundtrack for this mission, too:

https://t.co/kL7uvplFo4

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

@DevineGospel @NickHimselff Nope. This was bullshit when Hosmer was whining about how AVG and BABIP didn’t tell the whole story about him as a player, and it’s bullshit now. It’s not the metrics’ fault a player is underperforming, it’s the player’s, especially if it’s a player who’s high on his own supply.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Dressing up as Vikings to signify that they’re going to show up in North America, do so little that historians are still not really sure exactly what they did or how long they were here, then quickly turn around and go home

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@BelkanLuftwaffe I dunno man, there are a lot of ground targets around Shilage Castle, maybe the A-10 would be good for OHHHHH FUCK

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

I’ve literally pitched the franchise to my friends as “Top Gundam”

[ꑭ 𒄆𒁈𒀻ꖦ▐┛ك🔻 @kentvrama]

Ace Combat games really are mecha games but with irl fighter jets instead. They have similar political, military contexts and over-the-top combat scenes with crazy visual interfaces.
If only Gundam franchises get this same video game treatment...

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

@spikesguides @NewsWire_US Which is still noteworthy. It suggests that the GOP is starting to realize he has very little power over them in practical terms. Hardly a profile in courage, but the winds are shifting.

[NINEOUH🔻 @NineOuh90]

There's no way this waifu is how Ace Combat goes fully mainstream lmao

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@bonnie1020RBLX @SolutusE They did my boy Tabloid dirty. He died on the ground! Wasn’t even in the cockpit!

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@h_paroquet The Estovaks had the Chandelier! It was BIGGER than the Stonehenge cannons!

[Airshow ✈️🛫 @AirshowD]

Big news for people who like music that goes whoaaaooaaaaaAaaaaAaaaa

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

Padres fans are shitting on a dude that was playing in his first big league game. Jesus fuck… yall have lost the plot

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@clever_riley9 @browntrashkenro @airbagg3d ONE MILLION TOURISTS

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@browntrashkenro @airbagg3d Wouldn’t want a pink-haired pilot in a franchise that makes you fly an F-16 carrying 95 missiles through a tunnel to destroy a super weapon once an installment. That’s just unrealistic

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

@brianonhere How many margarita towers did they get

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@lumathrax @ElQueNoNacio @Dale_Chu @chronicle Sitting and reading isn’t painful! You’re abdicating the experience of being human to machines! You may as well lie down in an open grave and ask somebody to cover you. At least that way you’ll feed the plants and worms.

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

@ChancoCat Take a few minutes every day to stretch. Even if you’re not about to work out or lift something heavy. Now’s about the time when you start getting those random aches and pains.

[exhausted Padres lad @cringus__dingus]

@njordsier @AnonymousLeftie Real. I talked to a friend yesterday who lamented that she voted for Porter back when she was still polling well.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Citizens of Los Angeles, holy shit if you're taking voting advice from Kevin Sorbo or Rob Schneider you gotta reevaluate your entire lives

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@RichardOcelot Bale can’t do chemistry. He’s wonderful at playing emotionally repressed freaks (American Psycho, The Machinist) but not displaying warmth or magnetism. Even in American Hustle where he was supposedly some great womanizer despite his looks, there was no sauce between him and Amy.