Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer

Indie scribbler, "incorrigible," & "some know nothing hack." Board member, @ahcj. Former prez, @asja_hq. Book agent: @annasproul. 🏳️‍🌈 [email protected]

[bond. @imattmurdock]

that uncle mo-lester joke from succession gets me every time 😭

[Bahab Dillon @slfchkoutbandit]

"She is difficult"

[susie @banikarim]

this is possibly the funniest text i’ve gotten about the 60 minutes drama.

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

@KevinLiao_ go on

[Frank Drebin @NakedGunTweets]

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

If Steyer places worse than second tonight, I am moving to Canada. I do not want to live in a country where a white male billionaire (with hair no less) cannot buy an election against candidates as mid as his opponents are in the California governor primary.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkReports]

This is one of the funniest corrections I've ever seen. It's real: https://t.co/M2rNl0THGw

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

One of many eye-popping exchanges between Scott Pelley and Nick Bilton in this morning’s meeting:

[Natalie Fertig @natsfert]

If more news outlets understood that they didn’t need to waste resources having a reporter compete with 23 other outlets for 23 copies of the same story, America would be a better place and local communities would have more informed voters.

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

what is he talking about?

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

@gaynick_ ER visit due to panic attack

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

@SteveSebelius you don't use an ad-blocker?

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

@annbauerwriter he wasn't a finance guy. he was an attorney.

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

@bengreenman hah-hah!

[Eddie Large Respecter @AryanEdLargeFan]

They literally do slowly titrate you off of alcohol and heroin you stupid bint

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[Edmund @Kulambq]

'When a writer is born into a family, the family is finished.'

Czesław Miłosz

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

Don't these categories account for 99% of Angelenos?

[Julianne McShane @JulianneMcShane]

Spencer Pratt has called 9/11 “100%” an inside job; had multiple meltdowns on national TV; & has admitted to blowing his wealth on crystals, designer clothes & guns.

But now he’s polling 2nd in the LA mayor’s race 👀

How? Partly bc he has MAGA’s backing
https://t.co/HikPsyjbfa

[Rob Pyers @rpyers]

Absolutely shocking for a California Democrat to try to game the top two primary to face a weaker GOP opponent in the general election.

[Randy Dotinga, Freelance Writer @rdotinga]

We're out there. I never ever drink a hot drink. Apparently because my own inner warmth is enough.

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

I was not aware "doesn't drink coffee" was even a type of person that exists