Passun Azhand

Stand Up Comedian und bonvivant aus Berlin! Moderator und Produzent Von KottiKomedy.

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Die größte Niederlage in meinem Leben ist, wenn ich vergesse die erste Werbung auf YouTube wegzuklicken und mir dann sogar die darauffolgende Werbung anschauen muss.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Right! And we are all brainwashed to think it’s something to aspire to. I know this is old but the difference between one million and one billion is so vast I think people can’t comprehend it. One million seconds equals is 11.5 days. One billion seconds is 31.7 Years. And Elon is about to be a trillionaire. That would be 31,700 years. Now do the math in dollars. And the fact is that no one in the history of the world has ever attained that wealth by any other means then some form of domination over others. I do not begrudge financial success, but I do have a real problem when the the top 0.1% (130,000 families) hold 6 times the wealth as the bottom 66 million households combined. Put another way 905 individuals in America have twice the wealth of the entire bottom half of the country- 165,000,000 people. And it wasn’t always this way. The top 0.1 percent’s share of the U.S. wealth pie has grown 59.6 percent since just 1989.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

Germany stuck itself to Israel while trying to present itself as a values-oriented partner. That doesn’t past the sniff test

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Epstein maybe 🤔

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Note that the UK Government just banned entry of two American citizens -- @cenkuygur and @hasanthehun -- not because they criticized or worked against the interests of the UK.

It was solely because they criticize and oppose the one country deemed sacred and off-limits in the UK and so many other wester countires: Israel.

The UK under Labour is also regularly arresting its own citizens for peacefully protesting Israel's genocide in Gaza (including old British ladies and countless Jewish activists at these protests, though they remain free to protest *in favor* of Israel or against any other country).

This is all driven by the same dynamic that caused the Trump Admin -- as one of its very earliest top priorities last year -- to force US universities to expel American students protesting Israel, to deport others who merely criticized Israel, and to implement aggressive speech codes to protect Israel from common criticisms (even though one is free to say all the same things about any other country, including the US).

Why does this one small country command such special, elevated, supreme status and attention in so many western countries? It's way past time to give that question the attention it deserves and to finally put and end to it.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

I’ve been banned from the UK. I tried to get on a flight to London to attend SXSW London and give a speech at Oxford. I’ve been banned for criticizing Israel. Are we free anymore? This is oppression of Western citizens by our own governments on behalf of a different country!

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

I don’t want to see Diddy‘s dick… but! No fuck him. His music was shit, he probably killed Biggie and we all knew he was compensating for something. Yeah but… NO!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Happy 1 day anniversary to all those celebrating!

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Don’t forget the scorpions 🦂

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

During the apocalypse, the billionaires, celebrities, politicians and Royals will be safe in their bunkers. It'll be someone's job to drop live rattlesnakes down their air vents...that's where I come in.

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

@piersmorgan These tears so sweet 🥹

[Raymond Rodriguez, MBA @raymondrdz10]

The San Antonio Spurs will win a basketball game tonight.

Fuck ICE.

Free Palestine.

donald trump is a pedophile.

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

When karma and evolution work hand in hand

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

NEW: Chinese gym coach Huang Mao allegedly got caught having an affair with a client when her husband came home unexpectedly. In a panic, he tried escaping through the window but lost his grip and reportedly fell 10 floors to his déath…😳💔

[Jeremy Kenyon Lockyer Corbell @JeremyCorbell]

I suspect tonight the @WhiteHouse is going to punk the American people.

They’ll use the massive public interest in UAP - in “aliens” - and weaponize that curiosity for a political message that has nothing to do with the global mystery surrounding UFOs.

If that happens, it’s deceptive. It’s gross. And you deserve to know it’s coming.

UFOs are not a political issue. They’re an ontological issue - about what it means to be human, and our place in the cosmos.

That question belongs to all of humanity. Not to any administration. Not to any party.

Let’s Make UFOs Great Again.

Don’t get distracted. Pay attention 🛸🐺⏰🥋🇺🇸
https://t.co/DZO0ktr0Jn

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Disclosure

[The Associated Press @AP]

Pope Leo XIV called for robust regulation of artificial intelligence and for its developers to work for the common good rather than profit, issuing a sweeping manifesto on safeguarding humankind as the technology impacts everything from work to war. https://t.co/VSlFOkxhry

[Barry Andrews MEP @BarryAndrewsMEP]

Germany has been saying the same thing for 35 years, with zero action.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

@2002tacomasr5

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If you're upset at Christopher Nolan for casting a black woman in The Odyssey but were never upset when Mel Gibson cast a white boy as Jesus (an Arab Jew in the Bible) then you're just another racist asshat and need to fuck off

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Amen

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

I buried my father yesterday. Here are my tits.

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Vereinte Welt, die nicht mehr in Nationen oder Hautfarben denkt, sondern sich als die Menschliche Spezies definiert und eine friedvolle gemeinsame Welt beleben möchte. Lasst euch nicht spalten und verlangt ab sofort nach der schonungslosen Wahrheit.

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Der Grund warum Trump in China ist, ist weil bald rauskommen wird, dass Corona auf die Menschheit absichtlich losgelassen wurde, um das rauskommen all unserer dunklen Geheimnisse, wie JFK, wie Epstein und Aliens, um einige Jahre zu verschieben. Um vielleicht AI Tools so…

[Passun Azhand @PassunAzhand]

Weit zu entwickeln, damit die machthabenden Systeme der Welt, durch Kontrolle, Manipulation und Division weiterhin das Schicksal unserer Zivilisation beeinflussen können. Das einzige was jetzt hilft, ist vollkommene Transparenz. Und endlich die Einsicht, das es wir als eine