Johnny 13

Easy kid, I'm just trying to blow off a little steam. {Slightly AU}

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"Picking a fight with me tells me that you think you're feelin' lucky, which is bad news for you...~"

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

[[ I'm happy to have a kitten to pet.~ But I'm writing a paper for college so I'll be a little slow.]]

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

That was honesty. She was the only good thing in his life. https://t.co/IH1QbVindo

[👻 P h a n t o m.™👻 @HalfaPhantom]

That was fucking romantic.

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

- closer.

"This is gonna sound like a line, but it's really not. The only lucky thing I ever ended up with was you, kitten. And even as pretty as some faces are, no one is you."

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"Of course I do. Even death couldn't part us, babe and that's usually the final call for most people. You're somethin' different. There are a lot of pretty faces, but yours was always the pretty face that was worth taking the ultimate risk for."

He tugged her a little -

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

- you tend to get pretty attached to them.

"I just figured you were still lookin' for more time with your girls. And I didn't want to go takin' that from you."

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"Of course not, baby girl. You're the only one to matter that much to me.~

Even if my eyes wander here and there no one will matter as much as you.~

Though I've been pretty good this time around."

Which isn't really a lie. Once you have someone by your side for.... ever? -

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"Yeah baby doll, I've been out for a while here missin' you. Figured you were still ticked off at me and maybe you would need to cool down."

Though he's at least been more well behaved than normal.

"Did you get lonely without me?~"

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

He can't tell if that's her freezing him out and ignoring him, or being actually serious.

But that just gives him the chance to come up behind the other half and wrap an arm around her shoulders.

"Come on sweetcheeks, you had to have heard me.~"

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"Well now...~"

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

Nah, he'll be staying clear of the tubby old man.

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

You guys know what it smells like out here?

Freedom.~

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

Aw, the kiddies got caged.~

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"Not with out me, Chief. Sorry but that's a no go."

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

@SackedObedience "It's been a real long time, babe. A real long time. Had a nasty accident a few decades back and well...now here I am."

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

⚀ Hey Tom cats and kittens do me a favor and put things to mentions, if you want me to reply. My timeline is a glitching mess. ⚀⚁

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

@SamVeggieBoi "Yup." He's sticking a hand out for the other. "Hey there. I know you're Sam from watchin' but I can't say I know you properly."

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"Oh hello hot stuff.~" @IndiglowDaddy

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"I don't know what shadow is, but yeah I'm dead. You can examine him as long as he holds still But he might not for you."

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

"I bet. The whole thing is a lot of work for someone his age an all.
You're a good friend for helpin' him out all the time."

[Johnny 13 @Past13Tries]

His shadow is moving on its own, inspecting the man intently.

"Flug? They call me Johnny thirteen. I'm a bit of a jinx so. Yeah."