𝗣(𝗮𝗿𝘁)𝗵

Local curmudgeon.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

on my knees, begging, pleading, if you found Backrooms even slightly conceptually interesting: immediately locate and read Susanna Clarke's Piranesi

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

why do people in toronto walk like they’ve never even considered there could be someone behind them

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[alex @steven_lebron]

make it 30 degrees in toronto today and issue a heat warning. then drop the weather back to eight degrees by thursday.

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

In Dilli Waali Girlfriend he sings tujhe scene mein dikha ke film Golmaal ke, is he talking about the Hrishikesh Mukherjee one or the Rohit Shetty one because that should really be a deciding factor.

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to the hotel staff but i sort of feel like letting your guests check out any time they like but not actually allowing them to leave is just bad policy

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Ola mishamigos! J2 got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.

[𝗣(𝗮𝗿𝘁)𝗵 @PastasaurusRex]

@kepano Yikes! Good luck, though. Hope it goes through speedily.

[𝗣(𝗮𝗿𝘁)𝗵 @PastasaurusRex]

@CBCOlympics The ALT text REALLY makes this tweet

[tuulia @cherryredmads]

this is my fav interview clip ever. mads calling hugh out with a head tilt, laurence losing it, and hugh just laughing cause he knows he cant sell the bs to anyone sksksks

[𝗣(𝗮𝗿𝘁)𝗵 @PastasaurusRex]

@michelleefang My first vibe coded portfolio will do numbers!