Dear Baby Jesus could you please stop letting Pastors at other churches and people at my church get the COVID, it's really making me look bad with this whole blind faith thing in your blood protection bubbles. Also please get #PastorSpellStimulusChallenge trending. Amen! #Jesus
This is the God that I know and love with all my heart, please don't put me in hell, please forgive my sins that you knew I would or would not commit in life because you are all knowing and know me better than I know myself. May the odds be ever in my favor.
Dear 6lb 8oz Baby Jesus, thank you for helping the president decide to make the GREAT decision to strong arm all governors into making churches ESSENTAIL. I know my individual prayers have altered your divine plan & made this happen Praise be to Jesus #Amen#BringThatPushPopForMe
@yesmizaustin@JoelOsteen@Paula_White@Rodparsley1@stevenfurtick@TBN You know I think we should all ask where was Jesus when this injustice was happening, why would he allow a tragedy like this to happen? Is it because Jesus doesn't care or he just doesn't give a shit?
@ZzHockey@Gramies1@essenviews@LouisianaGov Clearly you are the idiot friend, Merica is intentional because Merica is the term preferred by the ignorant, God loving/fearing Americans like myself. Wake up
@DarienTalkingt1 God is anti-life as well, have you not read the Bible? Sodom and Gomorrah, Noah's ark. Jesus is all powerful he could stop the virus from killing people if he wanted but he chooses not to, again anti-life. I'm as Christian as they get.
@truth_lisa Jesus doesn't work through the witchcraft of zoom I need to be able to spit the word of God onto the peoples faces and collect their righteous dollar bills in person. Jesus told me so.
Baptized a catholic evangelist at the service today & filled him to the brim with Holy Spirit. Also baptized myself again today with all the excitement. Held service again today & chicken shit @LouisianaGov and @BRPD didn't do a damn thing about it because I am protected by God.
I know there have been quotes about me obeying the governors orders when popsicles are sold in hell but the other part of that quote that seems to get left out is we will also obey orders if Jesus comes down from the sky & shoves a popsicle right up my righteous ass #Facts#Faith
It's protest day, can't wait for my loyal followers to go stand on the lawn of the governors mansion @LouisianaGov and tell him what a chicken shit he is. That eunuch will never actually punish Tony Spell, man of God, because God is on my side. #Facts#JesusAndFriends#Faith