I genuinely used to think that the speed that the New Scotland Yard sign turned was dependent on the severity of the crimes taking place at that time. The worse the crimes, the faster it turned.
Nearly QUARTER OF A MILLION VOTES ๐คฏ THANK YOU! This is mind-blowing.
Huge congrats to @orbitculture getting No.1 and to all of the bands getting into the Top 100.
View the full Top 100 here: https://t.co/qN34OkiWeG
Until next year ๐ค #PrimordialUpVote
We had a 'carousel' sandwich machine at work. You put money in and slid open the door. Bloke I worked with had a really irritating ringtone and always left his phone on the desk. Kept costing him ยฃ2 to get it out of the sandwich machine.
Work colleague is freaked out as I keep joining Teams calls wearing the same or similar outfit and he can't understand why. Thinks our minds are linked. His wife or another member of the team actually tells me in advance so I can change. 18 months and we're still not bored.
These are the best public confessions for November. A bumper crop - do follow and share @fesshole as it helps keep the great confessions coming in. Thank you.
I always use a controversial public figure's name when donating to charities and whatnot. Gerry Adams made it on to the thank you page of a local community group's 2020 calendar, Harold Shipman didn't in 2021.
I often go into my children's bedroom at night to watch them sleep. As I gaze down on my beautiful sleeping angels I reflect on the miracle of life, and how amazing it is these wonderful human beings were created by me shooting my spooge up their mothers' blurt.
Everyone in Belfast to every taxi driver this week:
โBusy this week mate?โ
โWhat time you on till?โ
โHave you seen that Value Cans video yet?โ
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