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36 | avid crier | sometimes funny | works for charity | draws sporadically | she/her

[DR. FREETHAN!!! :o) @comfethan]

thinking grape means grope instead of rape is EXACTLY why ppl shouldnt be saying grape

[Hool ✨ @hoolahoopz]

17 years to see @therejects again in Manchester and have left feeling deflated and incredibly shortchanged. No support act and barely an hour on stage. Don’t even know what to say just so upset tbh!!! 💔

[(Toni’s Version) @teapartyfortoni]

@hoolahoopz @therejects Literally the strangest gig?? Why would you leave an audience stood in a dark room for 2 hours and then say “crowd’s dead” INTO THE MIC during your first song?? 😭 not the way to motivate a too full of fans

[(Toni’s Version) @teapartyfortoni]

@DanShakespeare Fucking hell man 😭 did you hear him saying “crowd’s dead” during the first song, after not even playing a playlist for said crowd.

Stu’s still flabbergasted that there wasn’t a support act hahahah

[(Toni’s Version) @teapartyfortoni]

@DanShakespeare was it just me or was that the weirdest fucking gig? 😭

[(Toni’s Version) @teapartyfortoni]

@seltzerprincess One of the most harrowing documentaries I’ve watched in a while. Why is that man less sentient than a houseplant??

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

In a turn of events that could only happen to me, my eyeless cat Bertie needs... eye surgery. This friday. Help, please?!
https://t.co/cid6Iqds3Y

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Incredible that this wholesome poem by an Irish monk about him & his cat, Pangur Bán, is from the 9th century

[Nova @itsnovabish]

If you have previously followed Eurovision and are boycotting this year I think it would be a good idea for you to complete this survey and have your voices heard.

[(Toni’s Version) @teapartyfortoni]

@bugsandfishes Oh my gosh - are you selling this 👀

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

i’m tired of living in a world where the majority of people are thick as fuck

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

The U.K. marks the 81st Anniversary of VE Day by waking up to discover many of their neighbours voted for concentration camps. Never Again eh?

[mariah 🦋 @alltooriah]

😭😭😭😭😭

[anna @charliekclly]

we're the only planet in our solar system with only one moon and she is our best friend and we're locked in orbit together so she's always facing us and now we're going back over there to say hi

[NASA @NASA]

A new milestone for humankind: The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.

[(Toni’s Version) @teapartyfortoni]

@chatpileroan Laughing cow spready cheese, with walkers cheese & onion crisps. And I butter my bread before adding the cheese!

[SSP ynnck @ynnck0]

Only an American would call this a castle

[human @vladimirlesbian]

I actually cannot survive with only 2 days off per week this is sucking the life out of me

[(Toni’s Version) @teapartyfortoni]

@bugsandfishes On the plane home this month, a man went to the AEROPLANE TOILET with completely bare feet. I really wanted to ask him why

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

My little rescue for disabled, difficult and different cats is so close to its target -- and the requests for help just keep coming. We want to say yes to as many cats with nowhere else to turn as we can, which means we need you ❤️
https://t.co/71K8OX5ecb