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50% Nerd, 60% Jock, -10% Mathematician

[pat @PatAlmquist]

Safari Lord - Batman’s newest nemesis. Taking over the world by poaching every endangered species one by one.
@CameronNewton @SportsCenter #CamNewton #espn

[pat @PatAlmquist]

Yearly re-up

[Charlie @CharlieSosnick]

The mental health benefits of a weekly Bourdain day (walking around, trying a new restaurant, chatting, drinking by 2) can not be overstated

[Megan Armstrong @meganKarmstrong]

.@drewrobb survived. I survived. But what happens next? When the wounds remain? When the monster is loud again?

I wanted to say the uncomfortable truths out loud. So did Drew.

...what better time than #SuicidePreventionAwarenessMonth?

for @esquire:

https://t.co/iNvWIOKHYD

[pat @PatAlmquist]

@meganKarmstrong @Drewrobbb @langmannb @JeffPassan I watched the E60 special when it came out. It was good. Reading this brought a totally different and more appreciated perspective to the story.

Thanks for this. I’m sure it wasn’t easy for either of you, but I know so many will find it helpful. Great work.

[Tennis Channel @TennisChannel]

11 years later, this 8-year-old girl is the #USOpen champion!!!

[pat @PatAlmquist]

😂

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds.

A thread. 🧵

First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds.

[pat @PatAlmquist]

@espn Are @stephenasmith and @CJMcCollum are using the same suit-providing service this week?

[pat @PatAlmquist]

@TheSuzieHunter 😂 che bello

[pat @PatAlmquist]

Shoutout to whoever has to control audio levels for any program @stephenasmith is on.
Audio person at @FirstTake … you’re a real one on the dials.

[Gingy the Ginger Queen @Feisty_Ginger_6]

When you find a play list on Spotify you have zero recollection of making.. but realize your past self knew what she was doing..

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

"An old professor of mine had this great thing..."

[pat @PatAlmquist]

@womaneskin @cannedgod Yea perhaps 30 isn’t enough for my pale Irish genetics.

Going to try some different brands as well to see if it helps.

[pat @PatAlmquist]

@cannedgod Using C in the am and retinol serum in the pm I thought was okay.

Morning - toner, C serum, moisturizer with 30spf
Evening - toner, retinol serum, night cream
holler if you have advice for a switch!

Despite sunscreen I do sometimes get the red face, pale under eye pattern haha

[pat @PatAlmquist]

Bingo

[nat 🪬 @habibiting]

Jordan Poole: “Why does everyone hate when I shoot stupid random half court 3s and miss, but they don’t hate it when Steph Curry does it?” https://t.co/Pj2dB0gpNV

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me: idk why i’m single

me on tinder: TWO hiking pics??? ok lewis and clark

[pat @PatAlmquist]

There’s a special place in hell for whoever decided to put 15s fast food ads throughout YouTube sleep and meditation videos.

[pat @PatAlmquist]

Absolute Au

(Gonna start calling things Au instead of Gold).

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

[first day waiting]

me: your meal, sir

customer: um this is raw

me: yeah it goes hard right

customer: no i mean the chef needs to cook it more

me: on god, let him cook

customer: what is wrong with you