Your grandfather: Got paid to dodge bullets in trenches
Your father: Got paid to do back breaking work in a factory
You: Get paid to shit post on twitter and trade magic internet money without even having to leave bed
What a time to be alive
I feel like potatoes don’t receive enough recognition for their versatility. Breakfast? Hash browns. Fast food? French fries. Fancy dinner? Baked potato. Holidays? Mashed potato. Relaxing at home? Potato chips. There’s a potato for every occasion.
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