Jack

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[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

I feel like potatoes don’t receive enough recognition for their versatility. Breakfast? Hash browns. Fast food? French fries. Fancy dinner? Baked potato. Holidays? Mashed potato. Relaxing at home? Potato chips. There’s a potato for every occasion.

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

@ArcRaidersInfo “Run Your Pockets” perk - lets you loot a downed player without full killing them. You could loot a downed team and then defib them after taking their weapons. Would reduce thirsting & also just be funny

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

{from the other side of the street} Yoooo! yoooo! My man! My man! Check this shit out!!! {I take a big shell out of my pocket and blow into it and a huge deer runs up and stabs me with it’s antlers}

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

When authority is total, so too is the madness of the man who declares it, and the potential for abuse of power.

[Upworthy @Upworthy]

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[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

Red Robin french fries are objectively better than every other french fry

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

@CarlyStallings Photoshopped

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

you hear a lot about how lottery winners end up miserable. the money ruins their life and relationships etc. well that wouldn’t happen to me

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

They’re watching you

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

So, you want to become the next #Queen 🫅; here are 10 resume tips you simply HAVE to know before applying🔐

/thread 🧵 —>

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

Hey, remember when we had to sell like 10,000 magazines and in return they’d give us a slingshot monkey

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

@CarlyStallings Polls*

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

The worst part about not wearing a mask is having to actually smile at people instead of just squinting your eyes

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Every time an NFL kicker misses a field goal I go out to my balcony and throw a rock as hard as I can towards the park full of people down the street. It’s not a problem as of now I’m not even getting close. But I am throwing it a lot farther than I was a few months ago

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

Setting my toaster to 10 and just letting whatever happens happen

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

Just wanna let you guys know that after 2 years straight of hiding inside my house i finally finished youtube! I watched the whole thing & i gotta say that i think the whole thing went downhill after the Gangnam Style part

[Butt Light @hippieswordfish]

re: Afghanistan - I agree with everyone who is right about it and disagree with those who are wrong. It’s just how I feel

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

still cannot believe Tony Stark said this after suiting up

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

𝗧𝗲𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗞𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗿💋 added you to list 𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳

[Jack @DadAndBoujee]

Mini M&M’s