pat halas

mayor of norville

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

@AdamSchefter when are these teams gonna learn matte helmets look like shit

[sami @hellosami]

I started teaching 4th graders graphic design at an afterschool program, and this one kid does not engage with any of the material, but he comes into class and furiously googles the Titanic for an hour every week

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

you have 2 hours @CallofDuty @Treyarch are you a man or are you a mouse

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

yo @Treyarch can you give me some liquid divinium so i can have a couple perkaholics for one last zombies run on der eisen

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

yo @Treyarch can you give me some liquid divinium so i can have a couple perkaholics for one last zombies run on der eisen

[Chase @Chase6D]

They just created a million Bill Belichicks.

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

@BetMGM if

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

Just got my class schedule for next year

Hoping it won’t be too hard 🙏

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

@mconstantine23 deleted it years ago, huge fumble by them

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

i hope whoever invented ketchup packets gets no recognition for the invention because they don’t deserve any quite frankly

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

@mconstantine23 what if you go the same day they all escape

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

if jurassic park was real i’d go without a second thought no question

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

@FitzMagic_14 still upset Tom Brady didn’t shake his hand thirteen (13) years ago

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

how does the tree ring know it’s been a year

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

@DeAndreHopkins @ByMarkDaniels disrespectful

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

i wonder what it is about the titanic that fascinates the young mind

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

shout out to the maillard reaction

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Me when Big Justice starts to take shots at the Rizzler

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

they should put stripes on NFL balls

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

If you don’t love watching seventh string linebackers fight for jobs then you don’t love America.

[pat halas @PatHalas2]

“touch grass” is unironically some of the best advice