Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈

Wife, Mama, comic, queer, Florida redneck. Marlee, Lea, Constance, Jennifer Aniston, Angie Harmon and Leah Remini are my medicine.

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Hey BITCH! Ain't nobody named their car "Brad." Now open your mouth wider.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

It is way too cold in this piece!

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So they have eaten 4 bottles of Trazadone that I gave them 2 moths ago. #addicts

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I love you, @NancyGrace!
You too, @maddow!

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Is it okay to have more than 1 best man, but @JojoRenee1987 Is NUMBER ONE!! My A1 from day 1!!!

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

@lyonne_stone I found my best man! You will have the bridedesmaids!

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

I need calm down.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

I need to give and get a lot of hugs, right now.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

I annoy myself with the fact that I sometimes watch Catfish.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

I just want to wake up next to you, forever.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

I am so crazy about my lady. I can't wait to live with her and our kids. And have our 4th.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

Mormon' y'all.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

@arionnashank @JetBlue They're good.

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I can't wait until @lyonne_stone and I are sleeping in the same bed Forever!

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

It sucks to see @Arbys commercial because I am flat broke but I want 300 beef & cheddars!!!

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@WhatTheFFacts Haha, awesome.

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I hope my (step) kids love and accept me as much as I do them. #Family #Ohana

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iPhone X? Fuck that shit.

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.@ManiPolamalu is my medical consultant. LOL.

[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

@TampaPoliceDep I love to watch cops jump over fences and bushes and stuff, like hurdles. I love it.
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[Pat AKA "Papi" 🌈 @PatIvieComedy]

I love to watch cops jump over fences and bushes and shit, like hurdles. I love it.