Radical Moderate 🇺🇸

Everyone's stupid but me.

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@TioGuasonRenace I think Beckham actually liked that Victoria wasn't into football, she just saw him as a regular person

[wanye @xwanyex]

Adam Carolla tells a story about sharing a popcorn with Howie Mandel, who has OCD about cleanliness, and at some point he realizes that this is weird and asks him, “why isn’t this triggering your OCD?”

And Howie replies, “you don’t get it, I’m crazy. There’s no logic to it.”

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@ZackStrength I never watched soccer outside of the world cup in my life, but honestly I realize now that it's truly a great sport (except for the flopping). I'm definitely going to be watching some games this year

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@SilaErik I don't think he purposely fucked up, I think the weight of the moment just got to him and he short-circuited. It happens

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@PatsKam January all day, I'll dress cozy

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@sailaunderscore This was because of an actual medical condition though, totally different than what Bonds was doing

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@Dalrymple The west was settled later on

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@Steve_Sailer Dancing

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@getnickwright You're married to a negress. You already lost.

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@BostonConnr I'm going for Man City just because of Haaland

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@norwegianesc I'm an American with no connection to Norway and this team has won our hearts!

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@TopGirlKeiko "Pretty is pretty but only ugly can be beautiful"

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@Gee__Gazza I'm an American and anyone who understands association football knows you need to start as a young kid to have any chance at being a pro. Even a world class non-soccer athlete couldn't compete with the most mediocre pros

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@rebekah_e_s I chose West Ham because of the blowing bubbles song

[BowTiedCrow @BowTiedCrow]

Us Americans are not saying that if we took Saquon Barkley today and gave him a soccer ball he’d be the goat.

We’re saying if he only played soccer from the age of 4 he’d be the best player on the pitch.

We’re saying we have hundreds of Saquon Barkley’s.

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@fadule_ Russell Westbrook was a terrible example lmfao

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@ChromeBarracuda Messis gifts are largely neurological, which is also highly genetic

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@jakubflow Tons of soccer players around the world train hard and eat/sleep well but they aren't Haaland.

[Radical Moderate 🇺🇸 @PatMurrayUSA]

@jakubflow It's a both/and, obviously