Pat Nowak

Comedian, domesticated sasquatch, professional air violinist.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Rest In Peace Dick Doherty. Thank you for all the stage time way back in the early days! You kept the scene going for over 40 years. 🙏🙏🙏 @BeantownComedy

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Josh Allen rn...

[Jim Whitman @jimmywhit]

I 👏 DON’T 👏CARE 👏ABOUT👏THE👏MASKS!👏WHEN👏CAN👏I👏STOP👏WASHING👏MY👏HANDS?!!👏 @CDCgov

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

@faithfulOghene2 Even though you are using it to publicly scold me, I’m honored to be your first tweet.

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

Why does Bruce Arians look like a character from the Expendables???

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Always reppin’ your Buffalo Bills.

We see you, @WolfBlitzer! 🙌 #BillsMafia

[Andy Buckley @JustAndyBuckley]

Thanks to McDermott, Edmunds, Allen & the Bills, we have decided to re-open the Buffalo Branch!

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that

—answered the phone
—heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot
—realized they had mistaken him for a hotel
—Looked at an invisible documentary camera
—said, “Absolutely.”

[mark normand @marknorm]

My insurance just asked what color my car was, whoa I thought you were Progressive.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Go Bills! Great win by the @BuffaloBills today. It’s always a good time to be a Bills fan, but a 3-0 start to the season makes it even better.

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

@caitlynmcgoff You are the wurst.

[mon dot com @MonikaCuervo]

I also just walked into the bathroom but luckily a man was inside w Bills hat on so I yelled GO BILLS and he yelled back never acknowledging I was in the men’s room

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

@DavidHMcGrath This must’ve worked.

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

@caitlynmcgoff Pumpkin bottom jeans, roots with the fur

[Boston Comedy Shows @rBostonComedy]

Tonight OSAKA Komedy at @OsakaBrookline featuring:
@mayercomedy
@PatNowakComedy
@zenobiadelmar
@ryanXshea & more
Hosted by @IamMattPBrown
https://t.co/kZswQZFOjq

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

Join me and the lovely @stacykendro @mayamanion and the not so lovely @DavidHMcGrath TONIGHT at Dick’s Beantown Comedy Escape in Worcester! 8pm showtime! https://t.co/gA8JTbzxpm

[Stacy Kendro @stacykendro]

I'm in WoooooSTA with my funny dude @DavidHMcGrath & my other dude Patrick Nowak #comedy #Dick @ConeyKnife Go #Sox @RedSox @BeantownComedy tix: https://t.co/psGOR2srkU @ComedyPlugs

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

@stacykendro @DavidHMcGrath @ConeyKnife @RedSox @BeantownComedy @ComedyPlugs I look forward to it! I think...

[Pat Nowak @PatNowakComedy]

I tried to redeem this at a Panda Express today.