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[Tesla @Tesla]

FSD Supervised celebrates your milestones

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

One day, personal Tesla vehicles will be able to navigate public streets all by themselves. They won’t just be limited to parking lots.

You’ll be able to have your own autonomous chauffeur that can drop you off, pick up family, pick up or deliver an order, etc.

No more DUIs
No more falling asleep at the wheel
No more distracted driving

The world will become a safer place. Every new Tesla vehicle sold today has the hardware to achieve Unsupervised FSD.

[PatOle @PatOle]

@GovPritzker What an idiot 😂🏈

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

The Bears are headed to RED INDIANA 👏🏻

FAFO 🔥

This is blue policies coming back to severely bite them.

Indiana’s GOP Governor is predictably ecstatic!

Exactly what happens when you destroy your city from within.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

HAHAHAHA. The Chicago Bears board just voted to relocate to Hammond, Indiana.

Chicago Mayor Johnson 2 days ago:

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

SpaceX was founded to make life multiplanetary. We’ve been able to expand that mission with our Starlink constellation and AI solution

Learn more → https://t.co/PSCyWrMUYI

[Aptera @aptera_motors]

We raised $17.1M in Q1 2026 and grew our team 54% year-over-year, a reflection of the momentum we are building as we work toward bringing our ultra-efficient solar EV to market. Read the full Q1 earnings release here. → https://t.co/jR04mswGH2

[Tesla @Tesla]

For a driver born without arms, FSD Supervised is life-changing accessibility

“I was born without arms and have driven with my feet my entire life. I’m a fully licensed driver, and traditionally I drove with my left foot on the steering wheel and my right foot handling the gas and brake. My only legal restrictions are automatic transmission and power steering.

Over the years, though, the strain from my congenital birth defects has led to significant arthritis in my hips. I drove a Model 3 for the past seven years, and it honestly helped extend my independence in a huge way.

Recently upgrading to the Model Y – along with Full Self-Driving – has been a complete game changer for me.

It dramatically reduces the physical pressure and fatigue of driving and has helped preserve a level of freedom and mobility that means a great deal to me.

Most people understandably think of Tesla in terms of innovation or sustainability, but for some of us, this technology truly becomes life-changing accessibility.”
– John F.

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

No joke, I honestly trust Tesla FSD more than myself.

It takes a split second for something to happen. I’d rather have 8 cameras and AI watching the road at all times.

The data proves it’s 7x safer than a human at driving.

[Scott Dembraski @SDembraski]

Wow!

FSD 14.3.2 just saved my cybertruck and 4 deer by stopping and swerving as I was going 73 mph in pitch dark at midnight.

I didn’t touch anything. I don’t even know if I would have even reacted so fast without avoid them.

So thankful for FSD 🙏🏼 This isn’t the first time it’s slowed for a deer but this is the most aggressive action it has taken to avoid and can clearly see how quick it is for reaction.

Well done @Tesla_AI

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Noland Arbaugh’s life has been completely transformed

“I can control a computer with my thoughts”

As the first human to receive a Neuralink brain implant, the man who was once paralyzed after a diving accident is now:
• Playing video games for hours using only his mind
• Earning a 4.0 GPA while studying neuroscience in college
• Running his own business
• Building a thriving speaking career with paid keynotes and global appearances

He’s traveling the world, inspiring audiences, and even writing a book - all powered by a brain chip

What used to be science fiction is now reality

Neuralink is not just restoring lost abilities - it’s unlocking the next chapter of human potential

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger 😂

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

BMW X5 owner says he's selling his car to buy a 2026 @Tesla Model Y after driving an EV and FSD for the first time:

"Couple of months ago my friend got a Tesla Model Y 2026 and recently went overseas for 3 weeks, so he let me use it.

I had never driven an electric car before and always thought about range anxiety. But man, this was an eye opening experience. After about a week, I stopped worrying about range completely. I’d just come home, plug it in, and every morning it was fully charged.

After driving with FSD and one pedal driving, I can’t go back to my car anymore. My friend came back from his trip and took the car last Friday, and now I can’t stand driving my gas car. Everything feels obsolete and stupid, like I’m driving a 30 year old car with no tech. I actually get mad at it now, and it’s only been 3 days. I’ve never felt like this about my car before.

After 3 weeks, I went from “I love my car” to “this is old shit.” Looks like I can’t tolerate any other cars anymore.

I’m going to sell my X5 and get a Black Model Y Long Range."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What happened to all the Tesla killers that legacy press and hedge fund short sellers predicted were coming? 🤔

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Today Tesla FSD is ~9x safer than humans

Soon, FSD will be 1000x safer and driving manually will be considered dangerous

Every Tesla on the road feeds real-world data back to train the AI. Billions of miles. Every edge case. Every near-miss. No human driver can learn that fast

The fleet is the teacher and it never sleeps

[Digby @FriarBungay]

@RealJamesWoods

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals

[Tesla @Tesla]

No other car can do this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal.

That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course.

Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% who are still alive mostly won’t even know that Tesla saved them.

Nonetheless, it is the right thing to do.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world