Tejas Patel

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Jis tarahhh collector banne ki training LBSNAA se nahi uski Upsc ke preparation se shuru hoti haii
.
Vese hi engineer banne ki training
4 saal engineering khatam karne k baad shuru hoti haii

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

*A month ago*
She:-yaaar Mujhe naa grow karna haii zindagi me kai kya karu??
He:- haan karna hi chahiye naa apne COMFORT ZONE se nikal

*SHE DID ARRANGED MARRIAGE today*

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Single dosto se paise leke girlfriend pe kharcha karna
Feels like
Apne jain friend ke paiso se kaande(onions) khareedna

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

"Mummy se pooch ke batata hoon"
Has same energy as
Mechanical ke ke group me
"happy women's day"
wish karna👀

#womensday2021

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Bhai bike me CNG Laga sakte hai kya??
.
Petrol ke bhav dekh ke lag raha hai
bajaj Platina ke liya papa se zidd karni chaiye thi😪

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

So today i was texting a girl
"Tum hi meri duniyaa ho"
Which was autocorrected to
"Tum bhi meri duniyaa ka hisaa ho"
.
Dammnnn!
my phone's autocorrect is spiritual in midnights

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

When somebody asks me what is turu love .
Me:-jab maa bete ki driving licence (written) ki test ke liye bhi bhagvan se mannat rakhein.💁🏽‍♂️

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Jab bhi koi baccho ko unke Mummy Papa ki shaadi ke baare me puchte the

*kids then*
Arreeyy mai mummy papa ki shaadi ke vakt so gaya thaa😴

*Kids in future*
Areyyy mere mummy papa soye Isliye unki shaadi huiiii accha haa aur uncle shaadi me khana kha ke jaanaa💁🏽‍♂️

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Surat ke ladko ko tum Activa de do
voh formula1 ki gaadi ko cut maarke nikal jayegaa

#activariders #surat #Formula1

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

There are two types of people
1."areey dusre ki cheez hai apne ko kya"
Aurr
2."dusre ki cheez hai Bhai smbhal ke"

You know who you're 💁🏽‍♂️

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Ex-crushes are Better than ex-girlfriend.
What do you think??

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Don't you think the guy who actually tells the joke is same as body double in action film who actually do the Stunts and all
.
And the person who speaks the joke louder is the actor whom we appreciate
"Ke bhaai kya gaadi chalai thi usnee voh scene me"🤔

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

*Just a convo*
Person 1:- you know,you deserve someone Better.
.
Person 2:- yaa and you don't deserve the best💁🏽‍♂️

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Areyy PUBG toh sirf चखना tha,
Asli nasha toh Dosto pe grenade Karne Ka tha.

#pubgbannedinindia

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Surat aur Daman ki dosti vesi hi hai
Jesi Sanju movie me
Sanjay dutt aur god(drug peddler) ki thi.
Sirf N A S H E💁🏽‍♂️😂

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Areey nirasha ke badal ke piche tere kamyabi Ka Suraj chamak Raha hai
Aur Tu fikar naa Kar Badal baras ke Hatt Jayenge🌦️

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

The thing about heartbreak is it immediately downgrades your intelligence to the intelligence level of the person breaking your heart.
-@thevirdas (abroad understanding)

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

When we were kids we always want to stay in light where in teenage we always want to be in a spot light and in adulthood we find ourselves comfortable with darkness this is how dark reality consumes us.

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

Just a female brain cell to male brain cell in my head.

"Hey man do you want to eat me??
Cuz Tu naa mujhee bohot paka Raha hai"

[Tejas Patel @PatelTejas08]

https://t.co/PaQcuazq4d

See this video to make your dayyy😂😂