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Father of 7 kids (that I know of). I’m just here to troll.

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@NoDMsPerfavore No wonder dad couldn’t pay attention to those damn burgers.

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@Slowpoke96l @TrumpsHurricane She doesn’t have to go that far. Just go to Dearborn, Michigan.

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@mhp_guy Funny. I have 2 Samsung refrigerators and neither one of them make ice at all anymore.

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@AmiriKing HELL NO!!!

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@MattWalshBlog @jwhite0316

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@ProV1Smile Spot on. I would add, “after golf round beer”

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@akafaceUS Somebody put some brisket in her mouth to shut her up.

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@jaykeball @Rightanglenews Wait until you hear their view on homos.

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@HarmeetKDhillon She can just flap those flabby arms and fly away

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@FFT1776 I guess you haven’t figured it out by now. But, Donald Trump doesn’t give a shit about J6ers. He only cares about Israel and giving out H1B visas to foreigners instead of hiring Americans.

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@BasedMikeLee Depends on if it’s still a 3rd world Muslim shithole or has the Brits found their balls and kicked the goat humpers back to the desert.

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@RomaroMiller State Farm’s claims service is about as dependable as Lane Kiffin staying in Oxford.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Kiss her on the cheek, slap her on the ass and tell her “thank you”. Then, eat like a king.

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@LangmanVince Nope

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@its_The_Dr HELLL NOOOO!!

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@allenanalysis All they had to do was open the door. That’s totally on the illegal alien.

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@BillKristol Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more stupid.

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@InternetH0F With a 14 inch pecker. That’s how.

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Has anybody asked Seth Rich what his thoughts are about the crime in DC?

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@cwebbonline This is what justice looks like. The city was under siege from the naggers.