Deanna Johnson

Idle ramblings of a dork.

[jake @tony_magoni]

again, not one of the demands that any protesters were making

[ethan @ethannestor]

rt if u just really fuckin’ miss your friends, man.

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

What’s my family doing during quarantine? Dad’s reading us Predator lore while he and my brother marathon the series.

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

This spoke to me on a spiritual level.

[sodas rule! @tremendouslybig]

fuck open floor plans when i have a house everywhere that can have a door will have a door

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

The sky opened up. The power went out. 2020: I hate it here.

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

The neighborhood ravens have decided to rummage through our trash... can’t be mad. They’re cool as fuck

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

I get what Ed was talking about. Buttered toast is the jam

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ladies, if he's

- always giving you one-word responses
- unsupportive when you're visibly upset
- coming over unannounced in the middle of the night
- faintly tapping at your chamber door

He's not your man. He's the Raven, nothing more.

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

Love that I’m so upset by this that I said early instead of earlier... reaffirms the latter half of my statement

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

Unintentionally swallowed gum early, so this year’s off to a great start

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

Are vampires cold because they’re technically the undead, or is it just an iron deficiency?

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

Why do I have hair like a 70s prog rock bassist?

[The dumb ignorabt shit head @UrplePingOh]

His full name is Edgar Allan Poetry

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Date me, I'm the whole package:

- Passionate
- Full of angst
- The only son of your family's mortal enemy in a blood feud that goes back decades

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

😂 sound logic!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

would I date a hockey player? yes and here’s why. he can teach me how to ice skate, the one thing I can’t do, rendering me unstoppable. plus if the situation called for it he would definitely punch someone for me so 10/10

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

@tremendouslybig You’re living your best life

[Deanna Johnson @PatheticPisces]

@Mort3mer They gave me raisins.

[Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV]

People who enjoy salt & vinegar chips are a sturdier breed, more prepared for life’s challenges