Michael Shultz

It says bio but I'm cs?

[james hawkins @james406]

"how do you know it's quality code?" is a silly question, as you can see the new code is literally colored green, which means it passes all the tests

[joseph @stinkbug]

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

would be really funny if taylor swift broke up with him after this

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

RFK Jr closes out his final day of campaigning

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

House of Leaves is a metroidvania

[dave @davecoolatta]

Well neither did I but now that you put this out I have questions

[Cole @Wiz_COLEifa]

Colemí un pocole de colemida en la colecina. Colejalà que el mariscole colen vino blancole no me haga daño en el coleon.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

[Mega Crit ⚔️ Slay the Spire 2 Out Now! @MegaCrit]

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[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

getting to the bottom of this kate middleton stuff. good for him.