Patience Bloom

Book editor/writer, runner, swiftie, child of academics, avid watcher of trash, author of Romance Is My Day Job (true story).

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran

[Patience Bloom @PatienceBloom]

@samstein @mehdirhasan Girl you know it’s true.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[Patience Bloom @PatienceBloom]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Sarah Fitzpatrick @S_Fitzpatrick]

My latest story:

[Patience Bloom @PatienceBloom]

@hwinkler4real Ella and Harriet

[Patience Bloom @PatienceBloom]

@newheightshow @tkelce @JasonKelce @michaelstrahan The mattress man song, were you thinking of this? https://t.co/SyGDJFQkik

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

It comes down to a simple question … Who do you stand for? The rich and the powerful, the most well-connected? Or the bus driver, the janitor, the special education teacher, working overtime to support their families?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Seen near the U.S. Embassy in London, UK 🇬🇧 (Nonce is UK slang for pedo.)

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Holy shit this 3 page FBI file is insane….Trump is accused of rape and then the victim was later found dead with her head blown off and cops say they didn’t think it was suicide https://t.co/UXgBFD1VRh

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Absolute clown show DOJ.

Can’t even redact properly

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“He raped me.”

“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”

“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”

Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

MAGA is a pedo worshipping cult.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

This document in the Epstein Files is highly disturbing.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

SINCE WE LOST EPSTEIN, DONNY HASN'T BEEN THE SAME. NO SMILES. NO ISLAND GETAWAYS. NO SPECIAL SECRETS. EVEN STEALING DOESN'T MAKE HIM HAPPY. HE USED TO LOVE DESTROYING DEMOCRACIES, NOW IT'S "EH". NOW IN EVERY MEETING, AS DONNY FALLS ASLEEP, HE WHISPERS "JEFFREY 'ROSEBUD' EPSTEIN."

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The President of the United States of America just called for the death of Democratic lawmakers.

This man is sick in the head.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This is going to cost American taxpayers $2 billion.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is official United States government social media account.

Not sure how this country recovers from this. It’s like real life Idiocracy.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Welcome to Epstein Memorial Ballroom. A huge, gaudy golden distraction dedicated to the memory of Trump’s best friend.