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Saw the Duchamp exhibit at MoMA

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Please welcome to Michigan City Mícheál Ó Briain, or Michael O'Brien @mobrien222 to you yankees. Don't miss his new poem good news: the so-called neolithic decline was not limited to scandinavia and northern germany https://t.co/98epsddUKz

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DMing all my fave writers to ask if they're down with modern day seditious acts and also doing a reading in Jersey City maybe lol

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⚡️JUST IN

Back Patio Press's editor confirms that an environmental tax will be charged on indie lit books:

"There is no toll; people should use the correct terminology

Online indie lit is currently drafting a new protocol

Under this new system, services will be provided to protect the environment of Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing, which requires the collection of an Environmental Tax"

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the first small press that figures out how to include custom branded packs of cigarettes with their shitty print on demand new york city adjacent poetry book preorders is gonna make so much fuckin money god damn