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Don't tell @arost154 bc I'm pretty sure his wife is giving birth right now but we're publishing his debut book. It's available for preorder right now from our webstore, too. Nice

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Getting cancelled for clogging the toilet at the rooftop reading

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Bushmogged at the Columbus piss trough

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finally, an electronic girlfriend obsessed with creating drama Online. Surely i will not myerlf obsess with petty drama Online

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the Winged Ball

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our enemies would do well to remember that the Memeler is out there plotting his next move

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Pouring myself a great big glass of, you guessed it, pee.

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Plugged and Tugged

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Havent had a solid BM since 2007

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Lit Mag Hot Tip you can avoid stupid controversy by simply not publishing Huge Dorks

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You need to be having sex with men to survive

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@lofipod he's only 17. seriously been side eyeing anyone who wants him to unalive himself in a mechanic shop bathroom in queens

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Kafkaesquely circumcised

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just got sent this sick 6 word poem by that conor guy. it's so sad but so simple. I'm a little fucked up on whip its but it was something about a baby's shoe. Thought it was brilliant. Gonna hit another whip tho

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feeling Very self conscious about how im being percieved because of all my evil friends

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I hear a lot of people are dressing up as the Memeler for Halloween this year.

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Hey, man. Great job at the reading earlier *sniffs both your armpits*

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horny for understanding

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Ass so good it's bad

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First condition is the execution of the @APCON_MAG editorial staff

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