michael washington

[michael washington @thememeler]

@roflcoptermcgee SpongeBob stabbed me in the back.

[michael washington @thememeler]

Shitting all over your floor and blaming it on fascism.

[david (geisha) @gothicman50]

if u like what we do, you can tip us at https://t.co/0Bbd6l9uGZ

[Back Patio Press 🤏 @PatioBack]

You need to be having sex with men to survive

[michael washington @thememeler]

@fedafter12am @diremerlin Count me in.

[michael washington @thememeler]

He let me hit it reptile-style, and now I’m finna lay eggs.

[michael washington @thememeler]

@indigojackal I owe everything, and I mean everything, to you and scotch.

[michael washington @thememeler]

Video games and crystal meth saved my life.

[Paris @goodyhilton]

@gothicman50 @thememeler I'm da memeler

[michael washington @thememeler]

@arost154 @conorhultman Sounds like a job for the Memeler.

[michael washington @thememeler]

@asdkfjasdlfjd So sorry to hear about your ass. You’d better lemme take a look.

[michael washington @thememeler]

Using echolocation to track down the nearest penis.

[michael washington @thememeler]

I hear a lot of people are dressing up as the Memeler for Halloween this year.

[michael washington @thememeler]

Comedy equals tragedy plus I’m gay.

[dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy @dddddizzzzyzzz]

Just popping this up, maybe we have a productive discussion? I have a cold right now so you could really get your licks in on my very divided attention right now

[kofi annan @poemPilled]

My best friend was raptured today. He drank in a shed ✊

[michael washington @thememeler]

@gothicman50 Invent this, bitch! 👊😂

[michael washington @thememeler]

Some “conceptual poetry” by me, the Memeler:

[michael washington @thememeler]

@Wallop4000 Did somebody say “meme”?

[michael washington @thememeler]

Not enough people retweeted @indigojackal’s story, so now you must face the Memeler’s wrath.

[Avee Chaudhuri @indigojackal]

I have a new story out today in Hobart. Many thanks to my editor @yunghegelian_. This story is about my time catering orgies for William Friedkin, the director of such films as Sorcerer and The Exorcist. You can read it at the link below!