Pato_miles

One day I will sit down and laugh at how broke I used to be⚡
Chelsea football club forever ✈

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@NigeriaStories Make una no complete am normally 9ja and bad road na 5&6

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨🎖️| WORLD RECORD: With the Princess of Asturias Award, Lionel Messi has now reached 1,000 individual awards in his career.🐐

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Dem foul Mbuemo, ref no blow, he stand up wan rush use aggression win ball back, dem put am for rondo na once the aggression calm😭

[Charles ✝️🇨🇭 @RazaqArogundade]

@ESPNUK What a shame 🫠

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@EbubeO42 @morristhadon @TheEastGuy1 🤣🤣🤣

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@broccoliboygreg @420Milly go fit do this kind thing 🤣

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

When I landed in Nysc camp, first 4 days no weed, I drink beer tire 😭😂
Day 5 I’m walking past the bathroom and I smell weed…I trace the smell to one of the bathrooms and then I started banging on the door, nobody answered, everywhere went silent, na once I voice out say eye wey see must chop o, i must smoke inside this Una Igbo, Naso one of them open the door slowly, they were like two in there smoking one joint, he looked at me from head to toe, told me to go in while he watches the door..as I enter my first drag shock the hell out of the two of them😭 me wey never smoke for days..I left that bathroom a highly happy guy 😂 just 5 puffs felt like I just smoked a whole joint to myself, I later tried to get their plug but they didn’t even had a plug, they were actually smuggling in that shit, Omo Una really do things gan o for Nysc camp o

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

Abeg @premierleague una fit fix Chelsea vs Manchester United tomorrow please? 🙏

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@Alloysious_x Omo this one pass fooling 🤣

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@jossyjsb8 @420Milly U dey insult ur fellow man because of davido way no know say u dey exist 😫

[Prema @Prema_Chinweze]

Ronaldo is better than Messi because he “conquered” different leagues.

But Ferguson is better than Pep Guardiola for staying 26 years in Man U while Pep was conquering different leagues.

Clean catarrh for your nose first, now na morning. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@dammiedammie35 Wetin pain me pass for this story na say chijioke na igbo and Csp Nwafor na igbo too e no even touch him heart 😥

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Oh! This is heartbreaking 💔💔

How could we even forget all these? Listen to the story of ChijiOke 🕯️🕊️ 💐

EndSARS✊🏽

[Sexiana ⋆𐙚 ̊. @Tyneeclassique1]

My DP is 6 y/o today.
6 years of pain, suffering, starvation, bloodshed, corruption, hardship.
6 years of me reminiscing about the protesters that were fighting for better life but killed while singing the national anthem
6 years of soro soke with no answers.
6 fuck'n years!

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

I made this in memory of our heroes who lost their lives at the Lekki Toll Gate on 20-10-2020.

WHAT THEY STARTED, WE WILL FINISH 📌

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@420Milly Omo seeing people still supporting Bola breaks my heart. Are they not seeing or experiencing this hardship 😥

[Nuno_zigi @Nuno_zigi]

6 years on and nothing has changed, it got worse rather.

[Pato_miles @Patomiles5]

@instablog9ja Omo this country ehh 🤣

[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐑 @Fcb_striker]

No playmaker has scored over 900 goals, and no goalscorer has provided over 400 assists. There’s only one player who has done both.