Patrick Alaspää

I would like to use Twitter more, but I'm all about Instagram supremecy

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

Hold on to your lug nuts, cause it's time for an overhaul -The Mask

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

@jemelehill Batmen be terrible

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

@OskariPutkonen Ei

[Jam Pedro @TheLifeOfJam]

When a girl wears those hench FILA creps in the rave.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

the shallow performance

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

SCHRÖDINGER: Don’t open the box, until you do the cat is alive AND dead.

ME: Did you put air holes in the box?

SCHRÖDINGER:

ME:

SCHRÖDINGER: Don’t open the box there’s a dead cat inside.

[eman kellam. @EmanKellam]

on this day 5 years ago when i was 16 i pranked my african dad and told him i got a girl pregnant... the rest is history...

[Yesterday @yesterdaymovie]

Yesterday, everyone knew The Beatles. Today, only Jack remembers their songs. Watch the new trailer for #YesterdayMovie.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Guys, PLEASE be careful when you’re blowing kisses. Some guy didn’t make sure the path was clear and the kiss to his girlfriend hit me and now we’re married. :(

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

@OskariPutkonen @realDonaldTrump He's like not a smart person

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

@ScottWalker You realize that the estate tax is meant to help everybody by not allowing some asshole to hoard all of daddy's money.

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

Facts

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Casper’s parents were anti-vaxers. There, I said it.

[Big Boi @BigBoi]

#np #TimelessClassic

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

@tommidmg @bkachinsky Buu tommi

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

Where I am the moon got covered by a shadow and then the shadow went past. I don’t know where people are getting these bloodmoon pics from but it’s total bullshit.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Leave me alone I will dog walk you .

[Patrick Alaspää @PatrickAlaspaa]

@zachified @BPFD @AOC @SenSchumer @POTUS @realDonaldTrump made it very clear during his campaign that Mexico was going to pay for the wall, so any blame for government workers not getting paid as it relates to the border wall lyes solely with @POTUS obstructing normal flow of government.