Brian Kachinsky

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to tweet it, did it really happen?

[Brian Kachinsky @bkachinsky]

Dear Midwest, I’ve been in Tokyo for the past week for the @Olympics & I’ve noticed that my instinctual use of “Ope!” is universally understood by Japanese and other nationalities. Language barriers have been broken. 😉 @midwestern_ope

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@XJohnnyConnolly @Polymarket 🎯 😂

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@AbakpaJob @BrentAWilliams2 I think about this all the time. And if one was poisonous… there was no way to spread the warning far and wide (& fast enough). We are so chronically privileged.

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@arkm2563 @Libs_OfChicago My wife used to be trauma surgery resident at Sinai. Insane stories every goddamn night. Plenty of chest cracking. Best of luck to your daughter. 🫡

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I wish they were more widely celebrated as superstars… but I understand why they aren’t. There’s no audience in that operating room. Those unbelievable feats go unseen and are often more complex than accurately putting a ball through a hoop.

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A neurosurgeon teamed up with an ENT surgeon to remove my wife’s brain tumor this week. Flawless intense life saving work. They’re absolute gods for what they do & deserve every bit of the comfortable salary they earn.

Strange that they both make less than a rookie in the NBA.

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I know this gets debated all the time. NBA careers are shorter than most surgeons. There’s an audience…Etc etc. As a former pro athlete myself I support them making good money. (Sub NBA for any entertainment career) My point: the difference in societal impact is stark.

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@JosephKahn I absolutely do this and didn’t realize until reading this post. Being a dad makes all the selfishness and indulgence go away.

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@andrewbrady I know exactly the gentlemen you’re talking about 😂

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“The weatherman LIED!” was a common phrase I’d hear growing up when the forecast was wrong.

People have really eased up on that.

That’s progress.

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@CWBChicago Holyyyy shit that’s crazy

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@JeffO773 No rush. Enjoy the wedding. I’m sure the info will be evergreen 😂

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@FrankCalabrese What. The. Fuck.

That’s insane.

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@cbschicago Outrageous

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@TheGeneral_0 Archie’s?

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@royalpratt @MariahWoelfel So a white girl puts her hero cape on while refusing the pay $10K.. meanwhile my wife works until midnight on a Sunday saving lives in an operating room and pays 10X+ that to the feds annually. Her slack will be covered by the real ones.

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We know what it’s trying to say … but it’s literally saying the opposite 😂

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@lisa_4_la 😂 😂

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@JaymalGreen Yup. Constantly.

Remember when city council made a Gaza resolution or whatever? Comical inflated self importance over there.

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@TonySeruga This story should be covered everywhere. Potentially so much more impactful than most “news” stories out there.