PatrickEades

Writer. Author of short stories. Novel in progress. Likes most humans and loves all animals. He/him. #vss365

[PatrickEades @PatrickGEades]

How to survive the floods.
#writersofmedium
#writingcommunity
#lanina
#weather
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[PatrickEades @PatrickGEades]

Essential reading for all your holiday meal plans.
#cooking #vegan #Satire

[Terry Trueman @TTrueman]

What Not to Feed a Vegetarian by @PatrickGEades https://t.co/50RlWiVHxB

[Terry Trueman @TTrueman]

I Joined the Medium Partner Program: Where’s All the Single Ladies At? by @PatrickGEades https://t.co/XZg1nEleZs

[Courtney Essary 🟧 @courtney_essary]

Did anyone else wake up super hungry this morning because their dinner last night was (yet again) a tiny smorgasbord of other people’s crumbs? #humor #parenting #whatsforbreakfast

[PatrickEades @PatrickGEades]

@courtney_essary Thanks Courtney!

[PatrickEades @PatrickGEades]

For all the parents sick of grandparents advice.
#writingcommmunity
#parenting
#medium

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

Grandparent: Why is she so tiny? You’re not feeding her enough.
Wrong response: I’ve just spent 23 of the last 24 hours breastfeeding. If you say she looks hungry again, I’m going to put you in a soup.

@PatrickGEades nails comebacks for parental advice.
https://t.co/JREoxe6RC7

[About Me Stories @AboutMeStories]

"Be kind and generous but do not let anyone take advantage of you."

#medium #writingcommunity #amwriting #lifelessons

I Met A Freeloader On The Road And Changed My Mind About Positivity by @Shev1000K https://t.co/nm7DRW9JJ9

[PatrickEades @PatrickGEades]

Using weapons of mass murder for peace. Maybe?
#writersofmedium
#WritingCommunity
#satire
#GunControlNow
https://t.co/wN4cY1eoz2

[Terry Trueman @TTrueman]

Fun, Safe, Non-violent Activities I Enjoy With My AR-15 by @PatrickGEades https://t.co/53t6cKy5I8

[🇺🇦Mistress Witch writes by Layla Sagas🏳️‍🌈 @Witching_Layla]

#WritingCommunity #poetry

[Sam Emony @SamEmonyAuthor]

My debut novel is available to pre-order. Events are being announced soon.

#writingcommunity #amediting #askagent #selfpub #MSWL #mustread #recommendedread #writerslift #writetip #bookmarketing #readme #bookish #bookcommunity #author #ramsbottom #manchester #altrincham

[Last Poet @GeneVatow]

Along the edge of clouds
addressing the death
of innovation
Sophisticated yearning
on the periphery
of sentiment
Fortunately stranger things
radiate from carnage
than the samba beat
of truth

#vss365 #FromOneLine 215
#SciFanSat #SciFiFri

[Ａｓｐｅｎ(Difficult Time🪶🍁🕊)©AspenBrave®™ @Write2Fite]

don’t know what I did
but I loved with all my heart
helped another live
gave everything for his start
my last nickel I did give

tired to the bone
I’ve been kicked & lied about
thought he was my home
now left with only doubt
Another #materfamilias Mom

#BraveWrite #vss365 #tanka

[Kelvin Rodrigues @KelvinROfficial]

Haskins & The Commander Prompt

"This salad is so bland, sir"

"It just needs a dressing, Haskins."

"You want me to talk to it"

"What? No, I meant a dressing."

"I should find it somewhere to live, sir?"

"I didn't mean address."

"What about a skirt?"

#vss365 #prompt #address

[PatrickEades @PatrickGEades]

Thinking of publishing a novel?
This could happen..
https://t.co/G4FOjYj45c
#WritingCommunity
#writersofmedium

[Last Poet @GeneVatow]

Roasting
on the spit
of survival
Screwed
by the passage
of time
A gala
of dark heresy
built on vestiges
of crime
Sneering dogma
of irony
construed by
malignant entities,
visionary rhymes

#vss365

[Ａｓｐｅｎ(Difficult Time🪶🍁🕊)©AspenBrave®™ @Write2Fite]

found a summer’s sky
life spent dreaming for a sun
I’m but a shadow
silhouette of a lie
farthest lengths of earth I’d run

so a world can grow
that’s been digging my grave
I’ll be its soil to rise
no martyr~back I gave
this dying moon~shine sweet star

#BraveWrite #vss365 #tanka

[Kelvin Rodrigues @KelvinROfficial]

"What are you doing Haskins?"

"I'm driving this #screw into my desk sir."

"I can see that, may I ask why?"

"To help me do my job."

"How will that help?"

"It's supposed to help me hide my emotions better, sir"

"Are you sure?"

"I read it helps to be in-screw-table."

#vss365