Patrick Font

writer & musician | fiction & satire @mcsweeneys, @SycamoreReview, @IHLR, @newsouthjournal | music @

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

@JDVance1 Great job making logical fallacies, @JDVance1. Hasty generalizations and false correlations look good on you. I'm curious to know: Are these your favorite rhetorical choices during the wake of a tragedy? Or are you only interested in commenting on other people's rhetoric?

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

Proud to have “Just Like Honey” published in ⁦@SycamoreReview⁩

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

@nicholas__claro @mattborondy Man, such awesome news!

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

@Will_Fuzz Stunning, as always, Will.

[P.M. FONT @PMFONT]

The "Someone That Looks Like You" playlist is now availablie -- songs that insipried the latest P.M. Font single. https://t.co/scqxjcu53P

[P.M. FONT @PMFONT]

Someone That Looks Like You is streaming everywhere today! https://t.co/jrXNvg09Ir

[P.M. FONT @PMFONT]

If you've got the Spoty, here's a pre-save link for Someone That Looks Like You that'll be streaming (everywhere) Nov. 3rd https://t.co/6mIB3hcWdH

[The Dandy Warhols @TheDandyWarhols]

🇺🇸 🇨🇦 The Dandy Warhols LIVE August-October in US/Canada. All dates and tickets at https://t.co/ODYt1TGOme

[P.M. FONT @PMFONT]

Some songs I was listening to when mixing and mastering the "Why'd You Do That, Babe?" single. https://t.co/AO4HuXgrRa

[The Jazz Estate @thejazzestate]

A recent performance by 11-year-old multi-instrumentalist Traevon Narcisse in Houston, Texas.

[P.M. FONT @PMFONT]

New single out today on Spotify!
https://t.co/EQIiCdQUgL

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

Also, an even bigger shout out to @ToniJens, @padmav, and Romie for all the help on these stories, too!

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

2 short stories accepted for publication in 2 weeks. This is after 9+ years of submitting fiction to no avail. I guess this means I have to keep on writing. Dammit.

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

Big shout out to @nicholas__claro who shared both of these calls for submission on IG. That's what's up, man. You inspired me.

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

Found out recently that my short story, Just Like Honey, was selected as a finalist for the Sycamore Review Wabash Prize for Fiction!

[Sycamore Review @SycamoreReview]

🎉 our Wabash Prizes for Poetry and Fiction are here! congratulations to the respective prize winners @almostmidwest @areejmaysarah and runners-up @PurviPoets @salvysnr!

read the full prize announcement at the link below:

https://t.co/iqSDKnwdNg

[Collin Callahan @CollinCattleman]

I have a weirdo little poem in @grist. Thanks to @andrewleebutler and all the editors for giving it a digital space to live.

https://t.co/O1bsrG57TY

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

@thediscgolfguy @DiscGolfProTour Rain or shine, the more drama there is, the better.

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

If I were at AWP rn, I wouldn't even be at AWP rn (guess I'm still riding the buzz from the Portland AWP)

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

@KyleMalzhan @jordan3love Oof too clean... I'm all in on J Lo

[Patrick Font @PatrickMFont]

@DiscGolfProTour @LizotteDiscGolf That's because Park Job is his occupation