Patrick Masakusi

Jah son of Africa. Open minded. Allows freedom of speech and association.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@matinyarare How ridiculous. An invitation to negotiations coming with a gift? One would be negotiating at a weakened position. What is even the point of negotiations?

[Kim Heller @kimheller3]

A powerful video on the FIFA World Cup

[ZimLingo @ZimLingo]

This is fake news 😂😂😂

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

"I DIDN'T PROMISE ANYTHING."

Oh, get fucked, Donald. Sincerely. Park your enormous orange arse, pour yourself a Diet Coke, and shut your cake-hole, because the rest of the class has the fucking tape.

This week, with your precious little "Peace President" sandcastle getting pissed on by a hundred-day-old war in Iran, you waddled onto Meet The Press, looked Kristen Welker square in the eyes, and produced one of the most brazen, ball-grabbingly shameless pieces of horseshit ever uttered by a sitting president. "First of all," you said, "I didn't guarantee no war. Why would I have built the strongest military in the world?" And then the chef's-kiss, the diamond-encrusted turd at the top of the bullshit Christmas tree: as a candidate, "I didn't promise anything."

ANYTHING. You lying sack of spray-tanned shit. You promised so hard and so often you should've copyrighted it and slapped it on a fucking hat.

Here's you. Election night. November the 6th, 2024. Palm Beach. Victory speech. Stone cold sober-ish, no teleprompter gremlins, no deepfake, archived for all eternity by an actual presidential library so your grandkids can read it at the funeral:

"They said, 'He will start a war.' I'm not going to start a war. I'm going to stop wars."

Stop wars. STOP them. Your words, dickhead, falling out of your own mouth like wet chips out of a torn bag.

Here's you again, Pennsylvania, 2024, working a crowd of decent battlers like an aluminium siding salesman who's just clocked a grieving widow with a healthy super balance:

"I will not send you to fight and die in stupid foreign wars that never end. I will not send our sons and daughters to go fight for a war in a country that you've never heard of. We're not going to do it."

And here's you in your 2021 farewell address, tonguing your own bumhole on the way out the door, "especially proud to be the first president in decades who has started no new wars."

That's not a vibe, you malignant Cheeto. That's not some hazy bullshit you half-muttered at 3am on Truth Social. That is a documented, repeated, filmed, voter-rallying, hand-on-heart PROMISE that you've now decided simply never fucking happened, because Operation Epic Fury is grinding through its second hundred days, the petrol bowsers are spurting blood, and your peace-prize wank-fantasy is circling the dunny.

And the best bit? The absolute crowning jewel of this clown shit? When Welker had the spine to read your own words back to you, you spat the dummy and walked the fuck out. "I've had enough, thank you darling." Threw the toys clean out of the cot, stormed off, and blamed the rain on the tin roof like a four-year-old who's just been told there's no more Maccas.

You didn't break a promise, Donald. Breaking it would've taken a sliver of honesty. No. You're now standing there, war still burning, telling 340 million people you never said a fucking word, while the receipts sit in a federal archive with your greasy little fingerprints smeared all over them.

Final tally, you gormless great sack of shit:

One war you swore on your nan's grave you'd never start. ZERO promises you'll cop to. One TV interview abandoned mid-sentence like a coward fleeing his own reflection. The "stop wars" bloke. Starting wars. Then gaslighting an entire nation about ever knowing the words "stop" and "wars" existed.

We've got the tape, champ. We've always had the fucking tape. And we will be playing it at full volume until the day they wheel you out feet first.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@NNyashaYessur Are people in the country because they can't afford to get back ?

[expired goods eXGs @chasi_james]

@zimlive Mwna wa trevor hall here

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@toperesu @daddyhope It's unfortunate that these evils are happening in Zim but to say its unheard of in the entire world is rather stretching it. Just follow closely how Trump is running America.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@Exebcd1 @Avabelly__ Where did they arrive?

[Brisco @BornfaceBandaa]

There’s an actual place called Zimbabwe in Nigeria. Located in Uke, Karu.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@matinyarare Not taking anything away from the contributions that some may see to the overall wellbeing of the nation, the govt should have assisted her with her health issues in what capacity? What do politicians do which entitles them to govt benefits which ordinary citizens don't get?

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@Amy_Siskind Trump's cabinet members are all similar. They'll all be pushed out at some point. And he'll push in similar people again.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@MviringiHosia Transparency in intelligence work?

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@Oct7NeverForget Will manage to survive a little longer due to lifting of sanctions in the wake of the closure of Hormuz. Trump to the rescue.

[Mike Z @MikeZig70]

@nettermike He threatened all of them with tariffs if they didn’t go.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@Mavhure @SABCNews What those presidents are advised to do is actually what Sophie has done. Leave office and assume advisory/consultancy roles.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Psaki: “Guess where Trump’s adult son @EricTrump is right now? Well, he’s with his father in China. Now, Eric Trump does NOT have a role in the U.S. government. In fact, he’s supposed to be sort of fire-walled off from ANY U.S. government activities because he took over the family businesses when his father reentered the White House supposedly to prevent conflicts of interest, but there he is…”🙄

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Ho Lee Shit! Trump flew all the way to China to inform Chinese people that Chinese restaurants exist in America. Sweet & Sour Jesus, this fucking wonton is one egg roll short of a combo platter.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@Tonderayi2Carre @matigary I almost thought you're one of his gullible fans....then I got your point. Spot on.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@IranObserver0 Trump's deals, including this latest one, always run aground. Reason...he deals with himself.

[Patrick Masakusi @PatrickMasakus3]

@Megatron_ron Just to spite Trump.