Masimba

Husband|Father|Farmer|Entrepreneur

[Dr. Ekuru Aukot @EAukot]

The cat is out of the bag. Finally!
All the hullaballoo about Ebola and all that was a smoke screen to create a transit passage for minerals from the DRC and the region to the USA...unbelievable.
The imperialists have found a perfect stooge in Africa. There will be a backlash

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

KWS has confiscated a drone from BBC journalist Ian Wafula and his crew after the journalist reportedly found someone carrying out construction inside Nairobi National Park.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

This fuel increase is economic terrorism against Kenyans.

Petrol is up, Diesel is up. Transport will go up, food will go up, power backups will become more expensive, and every small business will be squeezed again.

You cannot keep looting, overtaxing and mismanaging a country, then punish citizens at the pump and call it regulation.

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@georgediano I blame this government.

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@TrendNationX Hapo pa 'tangu afufuke' ndio imeni maliza 😂😂

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@georgediano Sikhendu proverb😂😂😂 - tawe.

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Good people, LET US ALL keep retweeting this enough to reach H.E President @WilliamsRuto as a reminder that CS @HonAdenDuale, SHA CEO, and the SHA Chairman must all go

[Eric @amerix]

This school is called AKWICHATIS Primary School in Silale Ward, Tiaty Constituency, Baringo County, Kenya.

The MCA is Nelson Lotela.

The MP is William Kamket.

The Governor is Benjamin Cheboi.

The Senator is Vincent Chemitei.

The President is William "Kuan Yew" Ruto.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

The amount of money Atandi spends weekly on facial scrubs and frying that chin hair could upgrade these classrooms multiple times over.

Classrooms are dusty, roofs leak, water is absent… but hey, at least his beard glows.

Priorities, Kenya. This is what failure looks like when vanity outranks duty.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Ask how many Bishops wives have cancers, a bishop recently died of cancer who was even a doctor and a senior one for that matter but towards the end of his life he lied that he was healed by the maitiest profit because of manipulation. My former pastor’s wife is battling cancer today and they are hiding it lest outside people find out, my friend Kimtai’s wife died of cancer a few years back and I am one of the very few who went to see her at Aghakhan on her death bed the whole church abandoned her because owuor claimed it was judgement from god because Kimtai had tried to help renovate the radio studio without his knowledge, profit owuor decreed healing but it didn’t work, then he told him after the funeral that he had opened the door to heaven for her. Even in death he still wants to take the credit. His personal assistant for many years has been diagnosed with cancer. This is just one disease that he has not been able to cure, there are so many other people around him on medication for various diseases.

Photo below is me and Kimtai at Aghakhan Hospital Nairobi. He was Deputy Archbishop at the time and also designated as the bishop in charge of the “twitter army”

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@GyanWahome @CrystalAsige Fake

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

I drive a tow truck. My job is to take cars from people who can't pay. It sucks.
I had an order for a 2015 Corolla. I pulled up at 2 AM. A woman ran out in her pajamas. She didn't scream. She didn't curse. She just pleaded.
'Please,' she begged. 'I have a job interview at 8 AM. If I don't get there, I can't pay the bank. If you take the car, I lose the job before I get it.'
I looked in the backseat. Two car seats.
I looked at her. She was shivering.
I unhooked the chains.
'I couldn't find the VIN number,' I lied. 'I have to come back tomorrow night to verify it.'
I handed her $40 from my wallet. 'Put some gas in it. Go get that job. You have 24 hours.'
She got the job. She paid the bank. She kept the car.
Sometimes you have to break the rules to fix a life.

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@JunetMohamed @gpdkaluma We know your game plan, now that you know you have no votes, your plan is for that woman to be a presidential running mate so that she can influence your appointment to the cabinet. Bure kabisa

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@DCI_Kenya Wapi Mugshots!

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@RobertAlai If only someone used protection, we wouldn't be seeing such utterances.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Man… No words #TanzaniaMassacre

[Masimba @PatrickMasimba]

@BernardKavuli @RobertAlai The importance of using protection.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Tanzanian electoral officials were captured on camera casting multiple votes for President Samia Suluhu, marking entire booklets in her favor as protests by youths continue across the country!

[PropesaTv @PropesaTv]

Market Day,

Iten, Elgeyo Marakwet main town

Tutam headquarters

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

The utterances by the Governor of Nyeri about Raila Odinga are shameful, callous and distasteful and is not protected speech. This is hateful speech that brings dishonor to the public offices occupied by the Governor. Impunity at its worst.