Patrick

I don't even know anymore

[Patrick @PatrickNasta]

@ianjetski @ProjectImpero Lmk when ur here in Italy, I might be around

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the masculine urge to tap all four pockets to make sure you have everything before you leave the house

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

Apple calendar having an absolute stroke over what to call today

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

“In Praise of Crab Rangoon”

[tilda @pathet1cgrrl43]

when ppl ask me what my favorite movies are:

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

Thank you for showing your interest in our internships. I am sorry to inform you that...

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[Rachel Cohen Booth @rcobooth]

I’ll never forget my freshman year of college meeting graduates of nyc private schools who expected I would recognize their schools’ names and know general stuff about them

[The Farmlink Project @farmlinkproject]

¡Hoy nos convertimos en una organización internacional!

[Patrick @PatrickNasta]

@PHY6PHUN @PRSCIOLY1 @PrairieRidgeHS Haha I don't about master but all that physics you taught me definitely came in handy :)

[Patrick @PatrickNasta]

@PHY6PHUN @PrairieRidgeHS @PRSCIOLY1 @Harvard @BrownUniversity @SKochPR Good luck today!! @PRSciOly rooting for you 🔬🥼

[Patrick @PatrickNasta]

@krumnewo why are quesadillas universally impossible to make

[Patrick @PatrickNasta]

@krumnewo how tho

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Simply the best.
Thank you, Alex.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

all hail the thanksgiving tube

[Patrick @PatrickNasta]

@knasta22 but have u ever seen any proof that anyone has actually ever been to space

[vegetaboine @huudrich]

craziest part of quarantine was when they said wayfair was hiding children in the furniture