Houston, TX - November 3, 2026
An FBI raid on a storage facility in Houston, Texas, last night uncovered more than twenty thousand fraudulent ballots, all marked in favor of Democratic Party candidates. Agents seized this large cache during an operation prompted by tips that led them to the facility where the ballots were being stored and prepared for distribution. This discovery has sent shockwaves through the electoral system, as officials scramble to determine how many of these illegal ballots may have already been cast or were poised to be included in the vote count.
Every single one of the fraudulent ballots was filled out for Democratic candidates, pointing to a coordinated effort to sway races across the state. Investigators are currently examining the origin of the ballots, the individuals who controlled the storage units, and any potential links to political operatives or campaign staff. This is not an isolated incident, but rather clear evidence of organized voter fraud designed to overwhelm legitimate votes.
OVER TWENTY THOUSAND FRAUDULENT BALLOTS DISCOVERED IN FBI RAID ON HOUSTON STORAGE FACILITY—ALL MARKED FOR DEMOCRATS
By Jonathan Gregory👇
🚨 OMG THIS IS BRUTAL. MI Senate candidate Abdul Mohamed El Sayed has LOST NBC NEWS after they found out he lied to Kristen Welker about being linked to the Muslim Brotherhood
When confronted, he's visibly shaken:
NBC: "You've gone after the president for 'truthfulness.' When people ask YOU a question, they expect the truth." 🤯
ABDUL: "Do you think, do you think, are you, are you insinuating somehow I was lying?!"
And yet the receipts of his own family stating ties to the Muslim Brotherhood are RIGHT THERE: "My family has long been MB"
Not what Abdul wants in October!
MIKE ROGERS HAS THE MOMENTUM.
Those posts came from his own sister, Eman Abdelhadi. She also said relatives in Egypt were jailed over their ties to the group
She wrote that their mother was active in the Brotherhood in college in the 1970s
He dismissed his own sister's words as "hearsay evidence from a tweet." IT'S HIS FAMILY'S OWN WORDS
When you lose NBC!
ITS BEING REPORTED THAT A HOSPITAL EMPLOYEE SAID JAMES TALARICO WAS A PATIENT AT AN OHIO MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY.
The Talarico campaign's official answer is still that he had the FLU.
He was off the trail for about 12 DAYS and then showed up at ACL without taking questions.
Talarico has NOT confirmed or denied this report, and he could clear it up in 30 SECONDS.
If you want to represent over 30 million Texans in the U.S. Senate, you owe them a straight answer about where you were.
TEXANS DESERVE THE TRUTH.
I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.
If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...
We already got it in.
Like...GOT. IT. IN.
We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.
We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.
We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.
Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?
And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.
That was TALENT.
We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.
There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”
And we FOLLOWED MIKE.
We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.
And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.
Eating pizza and watching movies.
Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.
We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.
We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.
We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.
We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.
We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.
So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.
And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.
Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.
We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.
We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.
So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”
Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.
Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.
xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired
🚨BREAKING: Julie Tetart has RESPONDED to requests all over the internet to bring his talents to the WNBA: 👇
"If they contact me I won't say no."
This is amazing news. In a stroke of luck, the @wnba has been gifted an opportunity to show everybody how inclusive they are.
Get this done!
We need a new, masculine face of the WNBA. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Tag the WNBA and let them know we want Julie.
Bill Gates had a Q Clearance and a private editor at NIH.
Across nearly twenty years, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation built a relationship with the federal government that ran on personal access as much as formal partnership. I'm releasing the documents. 🧵
That weird moment when Biden got a private lecture from Xi of China that democracy is stupid, dictatorship is better, and Biden kind of saw the point. From Fauci diaries.
1/ Before Tony’s diary, there was the prequel. I'm releasing Fauci's own 465-page historical record of events from 2001 to 2015 — his personal account of building the federal biodefense complex and the classified access that came with it.
The nation's "leading expert" in COVID contracted COVID 3 times after being vaccinated and boosted 6 times.
He had a pulmonary embolism 6 months after his second Moderna shot. This was, of course, not publicized.