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This is so much easier than when our ancestors had to gallop for ages just to pass along a papyrus #whatisbestinlife? (:

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@HardcoreHistory @MovementsPod I’m glad you’re still a bastion of rational thinking. In no sane reality would butchering children and women be a reasonable response to any slight.

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@TDBank_US hire some more customers service reps- or get a call back option or something. Holding for an hour to talk to someone in 2023 if fucking ridiculous. Billion dollar industry, and you guys are still stuck in 1993

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I like how ai drew me, Bryan Cranston, and Tyler D like some Archie comic goons.

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I thought you was doing something about about the flying bugs situation @BillGates

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This is what’s been keeping me busy
What a trip this film has been

https://t.co/Cz8qHICAhQ

#film #setlife

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I finally got around listening to the audible version of this on a roadtrip last summer, and it was funny as fuck.

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Trying to acquire a copy of "The Long Ships" by Frans G. Bengtsson for my next read. Heard good things about it.

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Sometimes I like to text directors random memes without context.

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feelin’ like

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I’m Slav as fuck

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… I answered an unknown call with “what do you want?” and what I didn’t know is they were looking to hire me right before that

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I’m the sort of guy to walk out of avatar 2 because it’s too silly then go home and play a dinosaur game

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In case anyone forgot what a fire alarm at six in the morning sounds like, it goes like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

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You know buddy, this went quite well.

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I'm dipping my toe into the entertainment industry and my first interview i'm going to wing it with no resume, no script and no shame.

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Aw shit, it’s coming…
#TheBoys #Prime

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2022 will be one whose number I won’t remember.

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Someone buy this guy a beer
I spent all my money on beer

#Nashville

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Not working in winter, waking up at 3pm, and seeing other people driving home from work feels like:

Bad ☑️ Not bad ☑️ Good ✅

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A lady operating a toll booth in Oklahoma demanded I pay the $2 toll or my vehicle will face a misdemeanour, then proceeded to let me go without me paying the toll or her arresting my vehicle.

Weird standoff, lady.

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Show me what it feels like to feel good, plz 😘