Pat's Potty Police

Protecting potties throughout NC under the care and tutelage of our Supreme Potty Overlord, Pat McCrory. #LongLiveThePottyKing

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

.@PatMcCroryNC The #PottyKing is dead. Long live the king. Except don't you steaming pile of shit. #ReadyForRoy #bye https://t.co/7QL8JXs5UW

[NC Democratic Party @NCDemParty]

#BREAKING: McCrory concedes to defeat to Roy Cooper. https://t.co/gUv8WRtdQo

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

.@PatMcCroryNC Plungers are on sale. The #PottyKing needs a new scepter. #LongLiveThePottyKing

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Good thing our #PottyOverlord is so good at taking constructive criticism #executiveorder #hb2 #talktothehand https://t.co/dsvxSRxKLC

[Colin Campbell @RaleighReporter]

Looks like #ncga candidate @jenfornc36 was not a fan of my story on Twitter blocking https://t.co/yBIrLrYZmF #ncpol

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

"@PatMcCroryNC owes the LGBT community...a public conversation about the need to fully repeal HB2." -@cristoferosgro https://t.co/AGfU4cgS58

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Yea @ least we don't have lead like #FlintWaterCrisis...just not allowed to relieve urself once u have said H2O. https://t.co/O3lKdwWh0A

[Pat McCrory @PatMcCroryNC]

"Despite mischaracterizations, North Carolina is protecting drinking water" #ncpol #ncgov https://t.co/gbGjp6s2rp

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Our #PottyOverlord is right! We did get 1 whole unfamiliar convention. Totally makes up for dumb #NBA... #ncpol #hb2 https://t.co/2w832eNTIo

[Pat McCrory @PatMcCroryNC]

Great News! The 2017 Auxiliaries in Ministry convention will be held in #Charlotte. Another example of booming tourism & economy. #ncpol

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

.@PatMcCroryNC Excellent at destroying jokes and states. #LongLiveThePottyKing #whatajoke #ncpol https://t.co/tUC4bmMJMF

[Pat McCrory @PatMcCroryNC]

What do Roy Cooper, Andrew Cuomo & Dan Malloy have in common? All 3 desperately trying to get NC to lose jobs to help them politically.

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Does this mean we can wear our Batman costumes while patrolling potties? He is not the hero NC needs...or wants. https://t.co/BmyaBO5Sir

[Pat McCrory @PatMcCroryNC]

Keeping NC citizens safe is our No. 1 priority. That's why we are offering grants to combat gang violence. #ncpol
https://t.co/chVBOLsFrR

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

.@PatMcCroryNC And only $170,000 was on TPing unisex potties. #LongLiveThePottyKing https://t.co/L59Z8zzSaR

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Get your gear for your rear! Wipe knowing our #PottyOverlord is here for u. He's #1 and #2! #LongLiveThePottyKing https://t.co/4rg7jmDU6q

[Pat McCrory @PatMcCroryNC]

The McCrory 2016 Store is open! Get your gear TODAY: https://t.co/b2dhd3bD7b #ncpol #ncgov

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Who knew our #PottyOverlord .@PatMcCroryNC was a stand up bigot...comedian...darn autocorrect #longlivethepottyking https://t.co/PcYeo1l982

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

Just when we thought @PatMcCroryNC couldn't sink any lower, he jokes about trans equality.

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

The jig is up #RNCinCLE...@colbertlateshow found us out #pottypolice #longlivethepottyking https://t.co/foE45wWcx9

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Now THIS is a logo we can get behind. #trumplogo #pottyhumor #longlivethepottyking @realDonaldTrump @PatMcCroryNC

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

.@PatMcCroryNC we R starting to think u don't want happy peeps - 1000s of potential #pottypolice jobs lost #NBA https://t.co/tIVENGdb5b

[Jeff Jackson @JeffJacksonNC]

BREAKING: NBA expected to move All-Star game from Charlotte because of #HB2

https://t.co/Wv626JrCR1 #ncpol #clt

[WUNC @wunc]

Ben & Jerry's Develops A Taste For "Empower Mint" https://t.co/8hCjKmEuyv

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

.@FullFrontalSamB How DARE you attack or #SupremePottyOverlord! .@PatMcCroryNC #LongLiveThePottyKing https://t.co/jWAeoCkETh

[BackwardNC @BackwardNC]

.@PatsPottyPolice https://t.co/NzqPi3ErTI

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

A tenuous relationship with math and #NC citizens. That's so #PottyKing. #LongLiveThePottyKing #hatebill2 https://t.co/LPSASgdaI9

[Pat McCrory @PatMcCroryNC]

"NC revenue collections continue upward climb," now a $330 million budget surplus: https://t.co/1U2xfE0XDF #ncpol #ncga #ncgov

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

Think you've got what it takes to enforce #HateBill2? Than start training w/ .@funnyordie #LongLiveThePottyKing https://t.co/aYyV5cTwuo

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Officer Tammy & the Bathroom Police release their training video to ensure the safety of restrooms everywhere.
https://t.co/FtxZcdu2I8

[Pat's Potty Police @PatsPottyPolice]

@PatsPottyPolice perhaps the #ncleg ?