Pat Rices Hotpants

The unofficial, self-proclaimed, number 2 parody account of Pat Rice's figure-hugging hotpants.

[Pat Rices Hotpants @Pats_Hotpants]

Absolutely made up for my friend, Shitley.

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£117million for Rogers is insane. The only way this makes sense is it Villa now go and splurge stupid money on a Chelsea player in return. Nicolas Jackson for £70million?

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@AndyHa_ @1GoldPLTrophy Henri Lansbury absolutely belongs here

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@sportingintel @FabrizioRomano @McDonalds Usain Bolt did alright out of it https://t.co/tWhBK2fiud

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@NathanPanter_52 Yes please - authentic large

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@kickarseHD @centregoals Norgaard

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

The UK No.1 by Sunday?

Arsenal fans, get streaming, downloading, etc....

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@SamDown93 I'm genuinely impressed by the number of people triggered by a tweet about Saints not having played Wigan during the time of Rupert Lowe's tenure as chairman.

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@David8132966481 @saddleblaze @LeGrove We have scored the second highest number of goals in the league by some distance though...

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@offtheball He should change his name to Dion Fanny by Deed Poll

[Hotspur Edition @HotspurEdition]

The fact that Arsenal fans are claiming 'North London is red' after signing an 18-year-old centre back nobody heard of 2 months ago when we just signed Ndombele (ahead of Madrid, Juventus etc.) for £62m and look to break our transfer record again really is funny.

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@Addi_mumoh @sportingintel @FabrizioRomano An actual journalist

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@fasc1nate @grok is this true?

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@NathanPanter_52 Hi mate, trying to DM you about the Giroud but it won't let me

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Joshua Paul (fit_4_football on Instagram) uploaded this a few days back.

That’s a fantastic life lesson to teach the young kids he’s coaching.

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@NathanPanter_52 I am. What have you got mate?

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@TheAthleticFC @grok please can you put the Aston Villa goalkeeper in a string bikini?

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Last season we were very good at set pieces, so they changed the rules because everyone whinged about us blocking. Following the rule change, we are even more dominant from set pieces. It's a tactical masterclass.

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We need to stop overrating Liverpool, holy fuck they're bad

[Laith @LFC_Laith]

we need to stop overrating Arsenal, holy fuck they’re bad

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@NathanPanter_52 Kane, 23rd