Ryan Patterson

Dogs, Video Games and Code @awscloud. Opinions are my own.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

LIV Golfers returning to the PGA

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Everyone: holy shit 2025 is almost over. Let’s go see the fireworks at the space needle to celebrate.

Nature: fuck you, here’s some dense fog instead.

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

WEEEEEEEEEE

[All Things Movies @ThatMoviePage]

type of shots that make you love films

[Ryan Patterson @PattersonWR]

@platplatypi I’m seeing that it was either him or Otter. It’s clear he lost the locker room.

[ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｎｉｇｈｔ @TheMidnightLA]

Coming soon...

art by @donniedark0

[ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｎｉｇｈｔ @TheMidnightLA]

Ｌｏｖｅ　ｉｓ　ａｎ　Ｏｃｅａｎ

February 21. Pre-save: https://t.co/xDvKRhtihL

🎥 @AmbATamb

[ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｎｉｇｈｔ @TheMidnightLA]

Teaser for our new single dropping tomorrow @ 10am PST 🤫

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

I'm tired of Earth.
These people.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I’m back.

I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name).

I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement.

I’m back, with less respect for you than ever.

And just like before, My nephew is my only follow.

Spread the word, bastards.

[Ryan Patterson @PattersonWR]

@robot could I get an update on order #22244041? It’s been a few weeks now.

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

“I have concepts of a plan”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘The Cat On Television Says His Lasagna Was Eaten By Haitians’

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Skynet becomes self-aware today

[ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｎｉｇｈｔ @TheMidnightLA]

Something is coming…