𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 Peashooter

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted a bit too hard and now it feels like i just sat on a shepherds pie

[Asgy 🪡🎎 @Manim_Asg]

Burger 🍔💕

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Tyler Robinson in the courtroom:

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

releasing 12,000 german cockroaches in my own house as a prank

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

For example nothing

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while driving it blew the entire undercarriage of my car off so now i have to flinstones this bitch

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so much that it decompressed my spine and now im 6ft 10

[Saint “Super Freak” Gil @SaintSFGil]

texas sucks ass but its also awesome bc you see so many awesome cars like this but for every awesome car you see you'll see AT LEAST 3 cybertrucks

[CouchJelq @CouchJelq]

I take off all my clothes to poop

[cabby @cabby]

When it’s July 1st but your friends still gay

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

(face suddenly softens) ah what the hell. pass the six seven brother

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 Peashooter @PattyBeeReal]

@moop3ts It was nice knowing you

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[Mhiel @301pushups]

I lost my left arm in a 67 related accident

[𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 Peashooter @PattyBeeReal]

@moop3t You’re not lame… you’re fink

[farum azula beastman @tarnishdjoestar]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything