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fuck MS (she/her/ella)

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

hahaha awww this is cute sad

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

tweeting for the girls who always picked truth in truth or dare cuz they didn't feel like getting up to do anything

[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

Oof I’ve been there too, Kiyomasa

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

Can he give a masterclass to every other mayor?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

You don’t need to drop thousands of dollars to watch the World Cup final. And you don't need to be a professional to play in the World Cup. You just need to head to Central Park. 

We're hosting a free World Cup Final Watch Party on July 19th for 50,000 New Yorkers on the Great Lawn. And we're opening a mini-FIFA Arena next to Tavern on The Green, complete with free clinics, tournaments, and open play. 

Free ticket lottery for the Watch Party opens this Thursday, June 11th at 10AM at https://t.co/hUhvIX3MTm. 

The mini-FIFA Arena will be open from June 10 to July 18, 10 AM – 8 PM. Learn more at https://t.co/gHnw3ZuPfn.

[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

AJ was woke before it was cool

[Sun 🌞 @DanielF75476480]

@Illusory_Ace AJ was right

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

This is literally New York City right now

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

@mattxiv And I love that she explained it too, no gatekeeping

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Me soon as that shit come on.

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

this principal was so good I almost liked a hate tweet

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

RIDICULOUS: Parents dropping their kids off at a Davis, California elementary school were greeted by the principal and staff wearing Pride shirts alongside a trans-themed crosswalk. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Just another reason to homeschool your kids, if you can.

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

#WidowsBay BRUTAL

[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

Being a girlfriend/wife guy is good for longevity

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I met Kate’s parents.

It was a nail bitter.

We landed after 24 hours of travel and immediately went to her mum’s house where the family congregated… her mum, dad, auntie, three cousins, sister, brother-in-law, a 3-wk old newborn, brother, and soon-to-be sister-in-law. There were 15 of us crammed into a living room.

Upon arriving, someone said “oh I know your content from X”.

Blood drained from my face. Nobody could tell though because my face is already pretty pale.

Her dad and I hit it off. We cracked macadamia nuts from his tree, used an electric saw to open a coconut, and spoke about being carried as a baby by his 14 year old brother in the Bosnian snow while a German shot at them with a machine gun.

Her mother, also from Bosnia, needed some time to warm up. That’s reasonable. I understand. I’m a bit unusual. She’s soft spoken, careful with her words, and protective of her daughter. A few days in and I began to worry that I may head home with an undecided verdict.

I decided to live in her mum’s world. I ate everything she prepared, including meat, bread, and pasta, and embraced the discomfort of being an introvert in a week-long marathon social interaction with the entire extended family.

We spent time in her garden and she fed me stevia leaves, peppers, celery, chives, peanut berry, grapefruit, and starfruit.

Growing up, my mother and I maintained a garden together. I loved tending to it daily and it felt good to be back in the soil. Spending time with Kate’s mum motivated me to grow a longevity garden.

Our shared love of gardening was the first big breakthrough.

What really sealed the deal was when I interviewed Kate’s mum for an hour on camera, covering her upbringing and life and learning more about Kate. Somehow that format allowed her to see me more clearly than a generic social setting.

I think she came to understand and trust my devotion to Kate.

In the final hours before my departure, she was radiating with warmth. The entire family had gathered for a meal and it was laughter and teasing all around.

My love and respect for Kate deepened. I spent time going through all of her childhood things, helping me see and understand her with greater depth. More on this later.

It feels nice to be part of the family.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on