Satan's Mistress

Bippity Boppity Burn Israel
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[Satan's Mistress @PattyWackSplat]

Hi! I hope you have/had a good day today🙂

[𝐵𝒶𝒷𝓎💋 @favoritel8dy]

This is so fye

[jinn🪽 @2o71828]

the way so many ppl are completely convinced that some ppl are just "naturally skinny" but that there aren't also "naturally fat" ppl sometimes is so funny to me

[Timo @TimoTweetss]

she’s genuinely an 11/10 man, shiit if your calling her chopped you’re legally blind.

[CLARA ( they/she ) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @clarabelleisgay]

the queer icon. the blue print. 🧛🏿‍♂️

[gourmand girlie 🍯 @__FemmeFatalee_]

When I throw a function on sims

[miss talk sum @shootmeadub]

waiting in line for the bathroom, a white lady walked up and said “you know the porta potty is really nice” and said “I heard those are whites only” and she walked away.

[ash @itsashleetho]

that neighbor who called that “noise complaint” resulting in the cops murdering her neighbors’ dog now talkin bout some “i’ve lost trust in the lapd, i thought i was doing the right thing”

girl fuck YOUUUUU omg

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

stocking the shelves at work and why are these tampons packaged like pints of ice cream

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i thought u were cleaning the house"

Me with my cleaning music;

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

A lot of men and women are insisting children should never go into men’s bathrooms. And they have a point. If people think children shouldn’t go in men’s bathrooms, then we as a society agree men are gross, untrustworthy, and violent. Perhaps we should do something about that.

[Propaganda & co @propandco]

Rest in shit

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“i know you not a quitter”😭😭

[felipe 🇵🇸 @excitacao1977]

Charlie's Angels, 2000

[MP @mary_pmg3945]

Computa if lesbianism is a sin why did god created Lucy Liu ANSWER COMPUTA.

[Poe2Rich @Poe2Rich]

I pray for the mother that lost her 1year old baby boy. 🙏🏾🕊️💔🕊️💔

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

they seriously just factory manufacture insecurities for women...why would i ever gaf if u can see the shape outline of my underwear thru my pants

[Alaina @alainatheone]

You can’t be fucking serious

[Rational Giants Takes @RationalGMENFan]

Nasty slob dumps out trash can, and forces underpaid workers to clean up her mess, because she wanted a souvenir.
#Gross

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Giving the mother of your child an NDA where she isn’t allowed to ever criticize you is the most insecure narcissist moment ever

[GENO @genospsychosis]

In hindsight they were wrong as hell picking a white woman for San Andreas